[ video | un: honeybadger ]

[honeybadgerer]

[ the feed opens up to a girl dressed in a bright tshirt and smiling broadly at her audience, waving her hand enthusiastically. there are prominent scar marks on her face. ]

Hi Riverview! My name's Gabby and I'm new here! I was in New York before. The one with the superheroes. And now I'm here! Unfortunately, I think I lost all my stuff? And my caseworker kind of freaked out when I gave her the list, so maybe you guys can help me!

I'm missing my MAC-10 machine pistols, nunchucks and knuckle busters. Anyone knows where to get those? Oh, and a proper bullet proof suit.

Thanks!

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[honeybadgerer]

Awesome, keep it that way.

[ dystopias are bad. ]

So I need a suit that's breathable. Which rules kevlar out. And I can draw rainbows on it.

[buildsomething]

Thin, dextrous, breathable, drawable. Any other requirements?

[honeybadgerer]

It needs to have a hole right here.

[ she points to the center of her knuckles. ]

So I can use my claw.

[buildsomething]

[ blink ]

Claw, singular?

[honeybadgerer]

Claw, singular.

[ she unsheathes it with a quiet snikt ]

[buildsomething]

...huh. You know, I know somebody with a kind of similar thing to that.

[honeybadgerer]

Of course you do.

It's my sister, Laura.

[ and logan?? maybe? ]

[buildsomething]

Oh. I didn't know she had a sister.

[ That does make sense, though. Sort of. ]

[honeybadgerer]

Well, kinda. I'm her clone.

[buildsomething]

[ ...less sense again. ]

Cloning? That's a thing where you come from?

[honeybadgerer]

Yeah. That's what we are.

You didn't know?

[buildsomething]

No? I thought we'd just covered the alternate universe thing.

[honeybadgerer]

Yeah, but you know Laura.

[ her being a clone is general knowledge, isn't it? ]

She's a clone of Wolverine and I'm her clone.

[buildsomething]

Strangely enough, she never mentioned anything about cloning.

[ Pause. ]

Who's Wolverine? Aside from apparently a genetic duplicate, I got that.

[honeybadgerer]

He's a mutant. A famous one with a healing factor.

[ her cheery tone lapses a little. logan was . . . a topic of mixed feelings. ]

[buildsomething]

Ah.

[ That only explains so much, but... ]

Yeah, we don't really have those where I come from. Met a few here, though.

[honeybadgerer]

He was famous. Barely aged, an excellent fighter. Captain America was harder to make but Wolverine was easier to clone.

[ y'know. for a certain definition of easier. ]

[buildsomething]

[ Apparently. But Tony just blinks once and nods. ]

Good to know. Anything else you want for the armor?

[honeybadgerer]

Nope! I think that's all of it for now.

[buildsomething]

Okay then. I'll let you know when I've got something for you.

[honeybadgerer]

Thanks Mr. Stark. That'd be great.