[ video | un: honeybadger ]

[honeybadgerer]

[ the feed opens up to a girl dressed in a bright tshirt and smiling broadly at her audience, waving her hand enthusiastically. there are prominent scar marks on her face. ]

Hi Riverview! My name's Gabby and I'm new here! I was in New York before. The one with the superheroes. And now I'm here! Unfortunately, I think I lost all my stuff? And my caseworker kind of freaked out when I gave her the list, so maybe you guys can help me!

I'm missing my MAC-10 machine pistols, nunchucks and knuckle busters. Anyone knows where to get those? Oh, and a proper bullet proof suit.

Thanks!

Comments

[honeybadgerer]

I've been on moons and I've met people from alternate future universes.

Still doesn't make it a real thing.

[somnioergosum]

You can't know for sure.

[honeybadgerer]

No, but I have 50% more experience to back myself up.

[somnioergosum]

Aw honey, don't be such a killjoy.

[honeybadgerer]

[ wow how dare. ]

I'm pretty sure I'm the least killjoy.

[somnioergosum]

[Too bad. Ronan's also like a honey badger: he don't give a fuck.]

Then let me dream of my interdimensional copyright. It'll be real then.

[honeybadgerer]

It's not like I can stop you.

[somnioergosum]

No one can.

[And with that he's off to think of how a copyright works.]