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[partiallysquirrelblood]

[The video starts, showing a young woman with a bright bucktoothed grin, wearing a squirrel ear headband. There's a squirrel in a pink bow riding on her shoulder.]

Hey there Riverview. I'm Doreen Green. Also the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Normally, there's kind of a whole secret identity deal? But between showing up in costume and all the scans it...didn't seem really like it would work out here.

This is Tippy-Toe [The squirrel hops off Doreen's shoulder so the camera can get a better look at her.] She's my best squirrel friend and also the most awesome squirrel on this or any other planet. This is absolutely true, and I won't hear anyone say otherwise.

...well technically I will, since it's not like I'll suddenly go deaf if someone does say otherwise. I'm just going to ignore them.

Comments

[umbrastaff]

Hey, it's fucking great, biased or not! Guessing you have squirrel powers?

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Yep. The proportional strength, speed, and agility of a squirrel, a tail, a couple of other neat bits here and there, and I can understand and speak Squirrelese.

[The squirrel takes this moment to speak up.}

Chttchtt.

Tippy-Toe says hi, by the way.

[umbrastaff]

Oh, you gotta be pretty nimble, then! And you speak their language?

[ She makes a little wave at the cutie that comes over, smiling. ]

I learned some animal language from a family of mongoose once, but that was another planet.

[ ...and like 100 years ago. ]

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Oh my god! Do you have mongoose powers? Tell me you have mongoose powers.

[umbrastaff]

Aww, no. That's would be so cool, though!

I do magic instead.

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Are we talking sleight of hand or withcraft and wizardry?

[umbrastaff]

Wizardry!

[ ...and she creates some fire in her hands, grinning. ]

Me and my brother are pretty much the best wizards in several planes!