[video | un: unbeatablesg]

[partiallysquirrelblood]

[The video starts, showing a young woman with a bright bucktoothed grin, wearing a squirrel ear headband. There's a squirrel in a pink bow riding on her shoulder.]

Hey there Riverview. I'm Doreen Green. Also the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Normally, there's kind of a whole secret identity deal? But between showing up in costume and all the scans it...didn't seem really like it would work out here.

This is Tippy-Toe [The squirrel hops off Doreen's shoulder so the camera can get a better look at her.] She's my best squirrel friend and also the most awesome squirrel on this or any other planet. This is absolutely true, and I won't hear anyone say otherwise.

...well technically I will, since it's not like I'll suddenly go deaf if someone does say otherwise. I'm just going to ignore them.

Comments

video @lightemup

[umbrastaff]

I think 'unbeatable squirrel girl' is my new favorite superhero name.

video; un: yakyuu.luvr

[yakyuuman]

[ He had a fair deal of superheroes he met here and even befriended so this doesn't surprise him at all, although seeing someone being so bravely upfront about her identity is also unusual and totally up his valley on things he likes. ]

Hey hey hey hey I'm Jyushimatsu! Hi to you both!

[ And that squirrel is really cute! He pokes at the screen with a sleeve-covered finger, wishing he could pet squirrel in real life! ]

A bunch people are open about their hero-ness here as far as I know so don't worry! Just be careful that some crazy cultists don't try to kidnap you!

audio un:pnwsalex

[11calls]

I can't say that I've ever seen a squirrel that tame before. Welcome to Riverview!

video; @falcon

[wingedman]

...really? Squirrels? And I thought the bug-themed heroes were- [be tactful, Sam, be tactful] off the wall.



[Pot, kettle, etc. He's well aware.]

video

[tevinteraltus]

[ Dorian actually watches this video feed for a moment before speaking. He looks very confused. ]

Is that a moniker you've chosen for yourself?

audio @scavenger.rey

[talentedscavenger]

[Well, Rey was going to focus on the whole 'secret identity' thing, but well, there's a Squirrel that has a pink bow.

.....It's stupidly cute. Why is it cute?]

How did you get that bow on your Squirrel?

video | @ilikehorses

[shoplifter]

... Hello, Squirrel Girl.

[So many heroes around here; Laura has a hard time keeping track, especially with so many universes at play. But Doreen at least seems really interesting and enjoyable company — anyone who refers to an animal as a best friend wins points, honestly. She has to ask, though:]

Did you name her yourself? Or is that her — birth name?

[Do squirrels have names that they secretly pass back and forth, away from human ears?]

video; @dreamsunwind

[mistyday]

Well now, if that ain't the cutest damn squirrel I've ever seen!

audio, un: s.uris

[stantheman]

What does being the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl mean?