[video | un: unbeatablesg]

[partiallysquirrelblood]

[The video starts, showing a young woman with a bright bucktoothed grin, wearing a squirrel ear headband. There's a squirrel in a pink bow riding on her shoulder.]

Hey there Riverview. I'm Doreen Green. Also the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Normally, there's kind of a whole secret identity deal? But between showing up in costume and all the scans it...didn't seem really like it would work out here.

This is Tippy-Toe [The squirrel hops off Doreen's shoulder so the camera can get a better look at her.] She's my best squirrel friend and also the most awesome squirrel on this or any other planet. This is absolutely true, and I won't hear anyone say otherwise.

...well technically I will, since it's not like I'll suddenly go deaf if someone does say otherwise. I'm just going to ignore them.

Comments

video; @dreamsunwind

[mistyday]

Well now, if that ain't the cutest damn squirrel I've ever seen!

Re: video; @dreamsunwind

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Tippy-Toe's pretty great, yeah.

[And anyone admitting that automatically wins points with her and Doreen.]

[mistyday]

Can you talk to her? Like is that your power, talkin' to animals?

[Because if it is, she is jealous AF.]

[partiallysquirrelblood]

It's just squirrels. Which is cool on it's own. Plus a whole bunch of other squirrel-related powers. Including what I think is a pretty neat tail.

[It is a pretty neat tail. Big, bushy, and obviously well-cared for.]

[mistyday]

You have a tail?!

[Count her jealous.]

That's so cool!