[video | un: unbeatablesg]

[partiallysquirrelblood]

[The video starts, showing a young woman with a bright bucktoothed grin, wearing a squirrel ear headband. There's a squirrel in a pink bow riding on her shoulder.]

Hey there Riverview. I'm Doreen Green. Also the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Normally, there's kind of a whole secret identity deal? But between showing up in costume and all the scans it...didn't seem really like it would work out here.

This is Tippy-Toe [The squirrel hops off Doreen's shoulder so the camera can get a better look at her.] She's my best squirrel friend and also the most awesome squirrel on this or any other planet. This is absolutely true, and I won't hear anyone say otherwise.

...well technically I will, since it's not like I'll suddenly go deaf if someone does say otherwise. I'm just going to ignore them.

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[11calls]

Oh, I'm afraid I don't know how to do that.

[Or if that's a thing in her world. It's not really.]

But hi anyway. I'm Alex.

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Yeah, I'm kind of the only person I knw who does it naturally? But I've taught a few people how.

Nice to meet you Alex!

[11calls]

You too, Doreen!

You can teach people how to speak squirrel?

[Look that sounds cool and way better than trying to learn to read cruciforms.]

[partiallysquirrelblood]

It's easier to teach people how to understand it? Most humans aren't really used to speaking in chitters. But Tippy and I've definitely done it before.

[11calls]

[Okay, that just sounds pretty amazing, and Alex is totally down with that.]

If you're gonna offer lessons at some point, I'd love to take them.