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[partiallysquirrelblood]

[The video starts, showing a young woman with a bright bucktoothed grin, wearing a squirrel ear headband. There's a squirrel in a pink bow riding on her shoulder.]

Hey there Riverview. I'm Doreen Green. Also the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Normally, there's kind of a whole secret identity deal? But between showing up in costume and all the scans it...didn't seem really like it would work out here.

This is Tippy-Toe [The squirrel hops off Doreen's shoulder so the camera can get a better look at her.] She's my best squirrel friend and also the most awesome squirrel on this or any other planet. This is absolutely true, and I won't hear anyone say otherwise.

...well technically I will, since it's not like I'll suddenly go deaf if someone does say otherwise. I'm just going to ignore them.

Comments

video; @falcon

[wingedman]

...really? Squirrels? And I thought the bug-themed heroes were- [be tactful, Sam, be tactful] off the wall.



[Pot, kettle, etc. He's well aware.]

Re: video; @falcon

[partiallysquirrelblood]

You can say weird, dude. Weird is cool. There's so much stuff I wouldn't be able to do if I wasn't weird.

[wingedman]

Hey, man, if you own it, it's fine with me. So does that mean you have like...squirrel powers or something? Like Spider-Man?

Were you bitten by a radioactive squirrel? [How does a squirrel become irradiated? (How does a spider become irradiated?)]

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Proportional strength, speed and agility of a squirrel. Plus the senses, claws, a pretty awesome tail if I do say so myself, understanding squirrel language, and I can sort of chew through solid steel.

Also no. My mom was though. And she was exposed to cosmic rays in a forest, accidentally dosed with experimental nut serum, and then there was this whole thing with a radioactive tree? It was a pretty eventful nine months.

[wingedman]

That...yeah, that does sound like a rough nine months.

[He will never figure out what people get up to in these other universes.]

So which universe are you from? I definitely haven't heard of any girls with squirrel tails in my world, but we only have, like, five Avengers.

[Okay it's ten no j/k now it's five again]

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Yeah, there are definitely more Avengers than that. Way more Avengers than that. I used to be an Avenger.