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riverview2018-08-30 05:17 pm
madeupnames) wrote in riverview2018-08-30 05:17 pm
video; username: spiderman
[Ah, look there! It's Spider-Man! He's filming... sideways? Oh, wait, he's standing on a brick wall sideways. That explains it.
His eyes are squinty and peeved, and his arms are crossed — who needs to hold the phone for recording when you've got webs to do that?
Anyway. He's peeved.]
Uuum, just FYI? Graffiti is 100% not cool. I mean, some of it is cool if you get a permit or you're actually any good at drawing —
Point is, don't gross up someone's wall with your bad artwork or some signature a bank teller wouldn't even take.
Also, how dare you use my creepy disfigured twin against me.
[What? Oh, look, he's turning the camera to show — oh dear god.]
[OH DEAR GOOOOOOD]
... I gotta say, The Arachnid really let himself go. And lost his neck in a tragic head-on collision with a building. Yikes.
And the Hulk should probably hit a dentist ASAP, but I'm loving what he's doing with the half-cut shirt.
Really brings out his... green... everything.
[He rubs his chin.]
... You know, I'm just assuming that's the Hulk, but for all I know the guy who did it didn't have skin tones. Maybe he's just angry and sick.
His eyes are squinty and peeved, and his arms are crossed — who needs to hold the phone for recording when you've got webs to do that?
Anyway. He's peeved.]
Uuum, just FYI? Graffiti is 100% not cool. I mean, some of it is cool if you get a permit or you're actually any good at drawing —
Point is, don't gross up someone's wall with your bad artwork or some signature a bank teller wouldn't even take.
Also, how dare you use my creepy disfigured twin against me.
[What? Oh, look, he's turning the camera to show — oh dear god.]
[OH DEAR GOOOOOOD]
... I gotta say, The Arachnid really let himself go. And lost his neck in a tragic head-on collision with a building. Yikes.
And the Hulk should probably hit a dentist ASAP, but I'm loving what he's doing with the half-cut shirt.
Really brings out his... green... everything.
[He rubs his chin.]
... You know, I'm just assuming that's the Hulk, but for all I know the guy who did it didn't have skin tones. Maybe he's just angry and sick.
1/2
I appreciate it. But... I've also got a lot to learn.
[He considers Billy and Teddy, and how they know Spider-Man in some way.
Stands to reason Tommy does, too.]
I don't know about your Spider-Man right now, but me? I've only had these powers for a year. And... yeah, I thought I would be something bigger with the Avengers not too long ago. But you know, I'm actually — really happy, doing what I do. Helping the little guy on the street.
I figured if the Avengers are busy dealing with all these huge problems... I could be around for the little things in New York. Those're pretty important, too, don't you think? The little things. Ways to make people's lives easier.
As long as we're using our powers for something good, it'll never be a waste.