video; username: spiderman

[madeupnames]

[Ah, look there! It's Spider-Man! He's filming... sideways? Oh, wait, he's standing on a brick wall sideways. That explains it.

His eyes are squinty and peeved, and his arms are crossed — who needs to hold the phone for recording when you've got webs to do that?

Anyway. He's peeved.]

Uuum, just FYI? Graffiti is 100% not cool. I mean, some of it is cool if you get a permit or you're actually any good at drawing —

Point is, don't gross up someone's wall with your bad artwork or some signature a bank teller wouldn't even take.

Also, how dare you use my creepy disfigured twin against me.

[What? Oh, look, he's turning the camera to show — oh dear god.]



[OH DEAR GOOOOOOD]

... I gotta say, The Arachnid really let himself go. And lost his neck in a tragic head-on collision with a building. Yikes.

And the Hulk should probably hit a dentist ASAP, but I'm loving what he's doing with the half-cut shirt.

Really brings out his... green... everything. 

[He rubs his chin.]

... You know, I'm just assuming that's the Hulk, but for all I know the guy who did it didn't have skin tones. Maybe he's just angry and sick.

Comments

[partiallysquirrelblood]

...yeah, that's a mess. Did you want any help cleaning it up?

[compartmentalise]

You're allowed to paint things on buildings?

[Yep, that's what he's getting out of this]

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[yakyuuman]

I don't think that's bad at all! Someone likes you enough to draw you somewhere people can see! It's pretty flattering if you ask me!

Also, that green man you're calling Hulk reminds me of a friend here! [ HI TEDDY ]

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[honeybadgerer]

Ohhh, that is not a good look.

But at least he has abs now.

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[wiccant]

I can fix that up, if you want? Shouldn't be too difficult.

( thank you chaos magic for always being there in his time of need, etc etc. )

video; un: SPEED

[expeditiousness]

[here's a possibly-familiar face (you've met billy, right) framed in white hair and just. staring for a moment. before tommy bursts into uproarious laughter.]

Damn, dude, that's a pretty good likeness!