video; username: spiderman

[madeupnames]

[Ah, look there! It's Spider-Man! He's filming... sideways? Oh, wait, he's standing on a brick wall sideways. That explains it.

His eyes are squinty and peeved, and his arms are crossed — who needs to hold the phone for recording when you've got webs to do that?

Anyway. He's peeved.]

Uuum, just FYI? Graffiti is 100% not cool. I mean, some of it is cool if you get a permit or you're actually any good at drawing —

Point is, don't gross up someone's wall with your bad artwork or some signature a bank teller wouldn't even take.

Also, how dare you use my creepy disfigured twin against me.

[What? Oh, look, he's turning the camera to show — oh dear god.]



[OH DEAR GOOOOOOD]

... I gotta say, The Arachnid really let himself go. And lost his neck in a tragic head-on collision with a building. Yikes.

And the Hulk should probably hit a dentist ASAP, but I'm loving what he's doing with the half-cut shirt.

Really brings out his... green... everything. 

[He rubs his chin.]

... You know, I'm just assuming that's the Hulk, but for all I know the guy who did it didn't have skin tones. Maybe he's just angry and sick.

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[wiccant]

It's pretty crazy, but it is New York. Most people see Iron Man running around doing his thing against a bunch of skrulls and just shrug it off as another Tuesday.

( they're not wrong either new york is crazy. crazier with all the alien invasions and ai takeovers but eh. )

Things have been escalating the last couple years too.

[madeupnames]

... I can at least relate to the 'escalating part'.

[Hey, he sounds a smidge defeated there. That won't do. He's quick to shake it off.]

But — uh! Anyway, I shouldn't keep you much longer. You take care of that, alright? That's my bread and butter.

[And heroing even pays him here. Shockingly.]

[wiccant]

( the mask can't hide that. billy's expression falls a little too as he catches it, wrapping fingers carefully around the (super cool) webslinger. )

If there's something going on. . you can talk to me. You know that, right? I'm no therapist or anything, but I do get it. It's hard. It's hard enough as an adult, it's even harder as a kid. Sometimes you learn things you never wanted to know but can't go back on. Sometimes it really hurts.

I'm here for you, if you need someone.

[madeupnames]

[He'd been moving toward the window, one foot moving to settle on the windowsill before Billy started up. It's enough to give him pause, looking back with a fondness that might not translate to a mask — but certainly translates in his voice.]

... Heh. Thanks, man. But I'm sure you got enough going on in your universe — no need to worry about a totally other one. [He shrugs, trying to shake off the ache that Billy clearly knows is there. Damn.] That's, uh — that's really cool of you, though. I'll remember that, I mean. Seriously.

[wiccant]

I spent a fairly long time universe hopping, you know.

( he's been around the block. seen things. worlds overtaken by kree (thanks noh-varr), worlds ruled by skrulls. worlds without the avengers, worlds with very few (earth 19999 is weird). and he likes peter. worrying about whatever it is that's going on--that's not a problem. if worse comes to worse--when they get back home, he'll call up his trusted multiverse jumper and hop their way on over. )

And we're friends, right? I'm here for you, even if whatever it is--is absolutely awful. Sometimes just getting to talk about it helps. And if it doesn't? You have a lot of people who will be there for you, myself included.

[madeupnames]

[A silence falls over him as he takes it all in. Truthfully, this is something he's relieved to hear, because it's just... it's nice to know you have the option. At the same time... god, he wouldn't even know how to begin right now. So he breathes through his nose, smiling.]

Maybe another day. I'll have to sleep on it a little. Get my head on straight.

But, um... I'll see you later. Definitely.

... And make sure you record whatever goofing you do later.