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riverview2018-08-30 05:17 pm
madeupnames) wrote in riverview2018-08-30 05:17 pm
video; username: spiderman
[Ah, look there! It's Spider-Man! He's filming... sideways? Oh, wait, he's standing on a brick wall sideways. That explains it.
His eyes are squinty and peeved, and his arms are crossed — who needs to hold the phone for recording when you've got webs to do that?
Anyway. He's peeved.]
Uuum, just FYI? Graffiti is 100% not cool. I mean, some of it is cool if you get a permit or you're actually any good at drawing —
Point is, don't gross up someone's wall with your bad artwork or some signature a bank teller wouldn't even take.
Also, how dare you use my creepy disfigured twin against me.
[What? Oh, look, he's turning the camera to show — oh dear god.]
[OH DEAR GOOOOOOD]
... I gotta say, The Arachnid really let himself go. And lost his neck in a tragic head-on collision with a building. Yikes.
And the Hulk should probably hit a dentist ASAP, but I'm loving what he's doing with the half-cut shirt.
Really brings out his... green... everything.
[He rubs his chin.]
... You know, I'm just assuming that's the Hulk, but for all I know the guy who did it didn't have skin tones. Maybe he's just angry and sick.
His eyes are squinty and peeved, and his arms are crossed — who needs to hold the phone for recording when you've got webs to do that?
Anyway. He's peeved.]
Uuum, just FYI? Graffiti is 100% not cool. I mean, some of it is cool if you get a permit or you're actually any good at drawing —
Point is, don't gross up someone's wall with your bad artwork or some signature a bank teller wouldn't even take.
Also, how dare you use my creepy disfigured twin against me.
[What? Oh, look, he's turning the camera to show — oh dear god.]
[OH DEAR GOOOOOOD]
... I gotta say, The Arachnid really let himself go. And lost his neck in a tragic head-on collision with a building. Yikes.
And the Hulk should probably hit a dentist ASAP, but I'm loving what he's doing with the half-cut shirt.
Really brings out his... green... everything.
[He rubs his chin.]
... You know, I'm just assuming that's the Hulk, but for all I know the guy who did it didn't have skin tones. Maybe he's just angry and sick.
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Besides, I totally end up being an Avenger at some point in my timeline!
S-so it's a win-win!
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But he like, dies the same fucking day he's knighted an Avenger. Fuck this shit.]no subject
however.]
You've only been doing hero stuff for a year? Dude, you're like a Spider-toddler!
[and he laughs. loudly.]
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[He sounds so very indignant.]
You can't be that much older than me, dude. And anyway, I get by pretty well.
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But I'm definitely not a Spider-Toddler. Or Spider-Kid. Or Spiderling.
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[isn’t tommy just a genius?]
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... Spider-Dude works. I can roll with that. It's got a good, uh — vibe to it!
And I can coin stuff like... 'Don't be rude to the Spider-Dude'.
[peter no o o]
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Well, it’s not exactly ”Avengers assemble,” but you do you, Spider-Dude.
[fingerguns atcha!!]