video; un: SPEED (i'm two quarters and a heart down)

[expeditiousness]

['sup quarantine, today y'all get +1 very bored teen speedster sighing and rolling his eyes in a highly dramatic fashion, phone balanced on his knee to film as he's lounging on the couch in his apartment.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one here who feels like puking over this holiday thing. It's like Valentine's Day on steroids! Ugh! [he shudders to highlight his disgust.] I mean, why do we need a whole big thing for romaaaantic loooove anyway? And soulmates? Psh! I mean, if that's your thing, go for it, but those of us who're a little more sane oughta stick together, right? Maybe have our own anti-holiday or something. Who's with me?

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[expeditiousness]

whoa dude what the hell???

that sounds like the worst holiday in the history of all time!!!!

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[apt666]

It's not the worst, I'm sure of that, but it is bad. It's just a good argument for how pointless a romance-centric holiday is.

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[expeditiousness]

damn dude no joke

like the stuff here is just annoying but i'm down to boycott just on principle if it's in the same category as the thing you said

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[apt666]

Romantic holidays are sure an adventure. As are most, really.

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[expeditiousness]

adventures are FUN tho

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[apt666]

Um, not always.

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[expeditiousness]

they are if you’re doing ‘em right

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[apt666]

You clearly haven't been on many 'adventures'.

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[expeditiousness]

u clearly don’t know who ur talking to, i’ve been on lots of adventures

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[apt666]

So people getting potentially hurt and killed is fun?

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[expeditiousness]

wtf no!! why would you say that

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[apt666]

Because that often happens on a real adventure.

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[expeditiousness]

i’ve been on plenty of real adventures where no one got hurt or killed so maybe you’re just doing it wrong

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[apt666]

Or maybe everything you've done has been easy.

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[expeditiousness]

dude you don’t even know me

you don’t know what i’m about or what i’ve done

maybe just stfu

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[apt666]

[ boy, people are easy to upset, Ryo's now a little bit amused ]

And you don't know who I am, either.

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[expeditiousness]

don't really care at this point