video; un: SPEED (i'm two quarters and a heart down)

[expeditiousness]

['sup quarantine, today y'all get +1 very bored teen speedster sighing and rolling his eyes in a highly dramatic fashion, phone balanced on his knee to film as he's lounging on the couch in his apartment.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one here who feels like puking over this holiday thing. It's like Valentine's Day on steroids! Ugh! [he shudders to highlight his disgust.] I mean, why do we need a whole big thing for romaaaantic loooove anyway? And soulmates? Psh! I mean, if that's your thing, go for it, but those of us who're a little more sane oughta stick together, right? Maybe have our own anti-holiday or something. Who's with me?

Comments

[ikols]

Hey!

... That's valid, but I still protest.

[expeditiousness]

I’m shocked. [no, he isn’t.] Considering you’re part of the problem ... ?

[wiccant]

Tommy!

[expeditiousness]

What? He even said it was valid!

[wiccant]

Loki isn't part of any problem. I don't have any problems right now? Everything's pretty great, actually.

( why are you like this. )

No boyfriend problems here.

[expeditiousness]

[sounds very fake, billy.] I distinctly remember you saying you were gonna go live in a hut in the forest not that long ago. Maybe things are fine now, but you still had problems before.

[wiccant]

That was four years ago for me.

( wow don't give him that look, everything is fine. )

I don't have any problems now.

[expeditiousness]

[biiiig eyeroll]

Sure, Billy. Future you is perfect.

[wiccant]

Okay, not perfect. I have other problems.

( don't be sassy with him, dude. )

But none like that.

[expeditiousness]

[ok but have you met tommy, sass is like his primary language.]

Whatever, dude. [throws up his hands!] It’s your life, you do what you want. My point was that I don’t want my life to look like that.

[ikols]

[ How easy can it be to feed into Loki's insecurities? Very. He doesn't argue being a problem even if he likes to think he has some right after over a year of semi-successfully dating Billy. However, colour him curious. ]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[ He may have some. ]

[expeditiousness]

[squints. r u trolling or.]

You can't possibly be that stupid.