(I refuse your merry making and offer annoyance instead) Voice: TheStrandInstitute

[nobasisinfact]

It seems someone felt it appropriate to put some sort of concoction in my tea. While not completely debilitating I find the results, irritating.

I'd appreciate it if someone happened to know exactly what idiotic concoction of the month is supposed to cause color blindness. Complete color blindness.

[There's a grumble after a few seconds.]

Because of course, this place would do something this stupid.

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[nobasisinfact]

The burden of proof is on you.

There's no evidence to your claim.

[enveloped]

One might say your tone of conversation is evidence enough. However, I don't really have a stake in how many shades of grey you do or don't see Mr. Strand.

Do you know when your vision will be restored?

[nobasisinfact]

[Cute, he doesn't agree, but cute.]

It's unclear. Currently, my partner is looking into what was available.

[enveloped]

That's good. Please let me know if you require any additional assistance.

In the meantime, I can assure you that roses are still red, and violets are still blue. The sky has turned red, but I'm sure that's perfectly normal.

[nobasisinfact]

I'll assume you think that's amusing.

[enveloped]

Very. I had a much needed chuckle. Thank you Richard.

[nobasisinfact]

That explains quite a bit.

[He is totally comparing you to Jeff now.]

[enveloped]

I'm sure it does.

I wouldn't be too worried about it. From everything I've read about this place, most strange happenings are temporary. You'll be seeing in technicolor before you know it.

Until then, live life like a noir film and enjoy the experience.

[nobasisinfact]

I already have someone looking into it.