(I refuse your merry making and offer annoyance instead) Voice: TheStrandInstitute

[nobasisinfact]

It seems someone felt it appropriate to put some sort of concoction in my tea. While not completely debilitating I find the results, irritating.

I'd appreciate it if someone happened to know exactly what idiotic concoction of the month is supposed to cause color blindness. Complete color blindness.

[There's a grumble after a few seconds.]

Because of course, this place would do something this stupid.

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audio un:pnwsalex

[11calls]

Are you okay? Like other than being colorblind, I mean.

Voice: TheStrandInstitute

[nobasisinfact]

Aside from a firm decision to assign a forty-page essay on the most obscure philosopher I can find, I'm unharmed.

[Do you hear that bitterness? That's Richard using his PhD in vengeance.]

[11calls]

[Alex knows that bitterness that he will deny bitterly while wearing a wholly bitter expression.

Sorry, her response is just to be amused now that he's okay.]

You do realize you have to actually read those papers, right?

voice; un: Kumokumo

[ikenai]

I have to admit that I've been extra diligent after seeing and hearing all of these stories about pranks lately.

I wasn't aware that colorblindness was on the table. That's rather rude.

[nobasisinfact]

Nor was I, but it does leave a level of curiousness at the lengths someone would have had to go to in order to do this specific 'prank'

[ikenai]

It certainly says something, but not anything positive that I can find. Why anyone would chose to do this without your permission is a great indicator of what sort of person they are.

[jolting]

Huh. That’s a new one. I was born completely color-blind, and I can tell you it’s not so bad. I designed glasses with special lenses I use when I want color to be more distinct.

You’re welcome to have them until this clears up.

[nobasisinfact]

It's less the act of being colorblind and more the fact that someone had the gall to ruin my tea.

[Don't listen to him, it's totally both.]

I appreciate the offer, but Alex is currently in the market discovering what idiotic thing did this. It will be cleared up soon.

[jolting]

Of course she is. I should've known. [He says with a fond little smile. And then] You wouldn't happen to still have some of that tea, would you?

audio; un: d.pavus

[tevinteraltus]

Complete color-blindness? You're certain?

[nobasisinfact]

Completely.

It seems it's time to change the locks on my office door.

text, un: s.uris

[stantheman]

are you okay?

Re: text, un: s.uris

[nobasisinfact]

I'm fine Stan, I didn't mean to alarm you.

voice; j.calhoun

[bardish]

Complete color blindness? Like everything's in black and white? Like you're a dog? Or-- ooh! Like you're living in a 1950s TV show!

[ CALM DOWN, JEFF, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. ]

[nobasisinfact]

Would you like me to give you the same affliction?

[There's a cold warning in those words. He will do it, Jeff.]

voice | un: scarletwitch

[seeingscarlet]

How do you know it was your tea and not something else?

[nobasisinfact]

[Oh, he remembers her from the incident with the cult.]

It was instantaneous.

voice | un: w.west

[otherflash]

[ A sudden bout of color-blindness? During the Dragosta holiday? Sounds familiar. ]

The same thing happened to me around this time last year. It should go away in a few days if not sooner.

[nobasisinfact]

So this is some idiot's form of game during this festival.

[The bitterness in the word 'festival' is great.]

text • un: v

[tuer]

is this performance art because i am loving it :)

Re: text • un: v

[nobasisinfact]

I assure you, it isn't.

text; @waltz

[enveloped]

Didn't you already see the world in black and white?

[Yes, that's shade. Richard you bring it out in him.]

Re: text; @waltz

[nobasisinfact]

That seems rather judgemental for one conversation.

[Wow Jeff, your chosen partner is an asshole. Richard never knew you were THAT MUCH like Alex.]

video; un: hawke

[indigobird]

That's an oddly specific spell - or charm or whatever it's called here. I thought all the pranks and whatnot happening around this time were related to the holiday.

Re: video; un: hawke

[nobasisinfact]

Students will find any excuse they can.