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(I refuse your merry making and offer annoyance instead) Voice: TheStrandInstitute

It seems someone felt it appropriate to put some sort of concoction in my tea. While not completely debilitating I find the results, irritating.

I'd appreciate it if someone happened to know exactly what idiotic concoction of the month is supposed to cause color blindness. Complete color blindness.

[There's a grumble after a few seconds.]

Because of course, this place would do something this stupid.

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Ah... No, thank you.

It's hardly dangerous, and with your penchant for altering your body chemicals ...

[You're doing this one way or another ... maybe. Probably not. Alex is sticking up for you.]

[ THANK YOU, ALEX. ]

What, exactly, is the hypothesis you're hoping to test on me?

[ Pause. ]

Am I using 'hypothesis' right, here?

If the, potion's effects are negated due to an attraction to a specific person.

You know... I do work at a fine institution for magical research. I'm sure somebody here can help you out-- without magic-drugging me!

This is preferable.

Says you! I disagree! I like my vision just as it is!

If Alex's hypothesis is correct, it shouldn't take you long to regain it.

It's the principle of the matter!

Only idiots stand on principle.

[Says the man who has done it his whole life.]

And I'm pretty sure we clearly established my idiot status the first time we met!

[ CHECKMATE, SMART GUY. ]

But not idiotically noble enough to stand on principals.

[That's right Jeff, you're not noble.]

Excuse you, mister, I am so fucking noble.

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Come to my office and prove it.

Wow, flashbacks to college... I feel like I'm in trouble.

I can't say I'm surprised by that.

Hey, man, I was a good student. And my professors were nice enough to never try to shove potions down my throat!

I'm not your professor.

[Come drink stupid potions Jeff. it'll be great when you see Cam again.]

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