(I refuse your merry making and offer annoyance instead) Voice: TheStrandInstitute

[nobasisinfact]

It seems someone felt it appropriate to put some sort of concoction in my tea. While not completely debilitating I find the results, irritating.

I'd appreciate it if someone happened to know exactly what idiotic concoction of the month is supposed to cause color blindness. Complete color blindness.

[There's a grumble after a few seconds.]

Because of course, this place would do something this stupid.

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[otherflash]

Know how I said people are encouraged to kiss? Well, the lights create an invisible barrier whenever two people get caught underneath them.

[ He's going to assume the other man can connect the dots between the kissing and getting stuck. ]

[nobasisinfact]

And if you don't choose to?

[otherflash]

I'm not sure? I mean, I gave in after a few minutes the two times it happened to me.

[ Asking him to stay in such a confined space for an hour goes against his very nature. ]

The good news is there's apparently ways to get around it unless the rules have changed this time around.

[nobasisinfact]

Oh?

[otherflash]

Someone told me a kiss doesn't have to be a kiss if you catch my drift.

[nobasisinfact]

It's still a demand for a show of some sort of affection.

[otherflash]

I don't know what to tell you, pal. I've learned to take my victories wherever I can get them around here.

[ Even if said victory means settling for kissing some random stranger on the hand rather than on the lips. ]

[nobasisinfact]

It is something to consider.

[otherflash]

You'll get a lot less headaches that way. Some of the things that go on here almost makes me miss fighting telepathic gorillas back home.

[ As messed up as it is, there actually is a part of him that misses clashing with the likes of Gorilla Grodd. Probably because he's been doing it since he was in grade school. ]

[nobasisinfact]

That seems just as troublesome.