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WOOOOOO—

[THUMP, CLATTER, A CURSE WORD THAT STARTS WITH 'MOTHER' THAT COMES FROM A POLITE LITTLE VOICE.]

Wheeew — Helloooo Riverview!

[There's a shuffling of feet as the familiar voice carries further away, like he's walking away from the feed. Someone calls distantly: 'Enjoy your glory years, kid!']

Thank you, sir! Where's the tram...? Which street again — Oh! I dropped my — [Dropped his phone. Oops. Right! He picks it up, squinting into the feed; Peter looks — well, drunk. He's very drunk. He whispers a little lower:] Hey, sorry, oops — sorry, it's late and I'm kinda noisy. I'll shut up. Shhhh.

[He staggers sideways in his attempt to sneak quietly, so there's that.]

Guys, I was, like, so worried about drinking? But I feel great! Mr. Wilson, thanks for helping me loosen up a little; I dunno why I was even nervous. I even did the karaoke thing on my own. Like, the thing on my bucket list? Man... It was so fun... I don't think I had that much fun in... I don't even know when. Heh. I love you guys. [He whispers in a giggle to himself, looking around and ignoring the feed for a moment:] I have noooo idea where I'm at... Oh, wait! that's Centerfield Lane, I'm doing great...!

But where's the tram again? Shit. Iiii mean 'crap'. Crap is what I meant.

Uuuuh. Hold on. [The feed blacks out again, and there's the telltale sounds of someone clearly climbing up a fire escape toward someone's roof. He's very coordinated for a drunk teenager.] There we go! I seeeee it now. Cool, awesome. Cool.

[He looks at the feed again, the background higher up.]

So I was thinking! I've been spending soooo much time moping about stuff I can't, uuuuh. Do anything about, so I was figuring... why not relax a little? I got this To Do List thing I wanna get done, and I was wondering if anyone wanted to help with it? It'll be fun!

I got stuff like — [He counts off on his fingers.] learning how to kniiit, surfiiing, learning origaaami... Holding a really big snake? When I was a kid I always wanted to face my fears and hold a snake, and I almost got a chance to, but then I remembered how scary snakes are and chickened out...!

[He waves at someone down below, sounding so happy.]

Heeeey! You wanna hug?! I have 'give a stranger a hug' on my to do list!

['Dude, what are you doing on a roof at eleven at night?!' the teenaged kid calls back.]

I'm drunk!

['I guess I can hug you?!' Peter fist pumps.]

Awesome!

[The kid down below yells back from cupped hands: 'Hey—! You're gonna break your neck up there! Get down!']

It's cool, I've got really good balance!

[He gives the guy a thumbs up. This is all still recording. Save him.]

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... Dude.

[ that's it. that's the response. ]

I am a dude, thank you for noticing!

[He almost says 'Spider-Dude' and realizes he's not in his suit.

Even if your inhibitions are porked, there are some things you just don't forget to do.]

You hungry? I'm starving! Wanna — uh, get some nachos? Nachos sound so good right now.

[ Voice only as he currently is, the kid isn't privy to the way Peter drags a hand down his face.

He does, at least, get the benefit of hearing Peter's sigh. ]

Do you seriously not have a designated driver for the night?

I wasn't planning on drinking. I just kinda met these two girls and they were all going to a thing, and I was walking home from a thing and they were clearly too drunk to be alone, and so I went to watch out for them on their walk, and they gave me drinks when I got there and I was thinking about doing it anyway and — here we are!

[He fans his hands out, but the phone is on one, so the feed just kind of wildly flops around in the grand gesture before returning to normal.]

It's really great out, isn't it? Really nice weather.

Edited 2018-09-19 07:55 (UTC)

[ Listen, it hasn't been all that long since Peter left Riverview and returned, but in that time, he lived four years of his life. And in those four years, while a lot stayed the same, a lot changed for Peter, too. He's grown up a little, grown a little more responsible – for himself and for others. – and grown a little more comfortable wearing the mantle of captain of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

It's is why he changes gears so easily, patient but authoritative: ]

Tell me where you are right now.

[ The Dad Voice. ]

[He makes a rather exaggerated face of displeasure.]

You're gonna ruin all my fun, dude. I'm fine.

I'm crazy strong, and I'm not getting into any trouble, and I know this city like the back of my hand!

... Just needed to be a little higher up is all...

Anyway, you don't gotta come get me, I'm solid; I have it aaaaaaaall under control.

[He sure loves stretching out words when he's been drinking.]

I have a giant snake for you to meet.

[ A drunk Spider-Boy? Loki has seen worse shit with the Young Avengers lbr. ]

Did you say Sam gave you alcohol?

[ ~~Look who's irresponsible now!!~~ ]

[ GASP. PETER, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD BOY!! ]

Peter Parker-- if I knew your middle name I would be using it right now! Get down from there-- safely! Safely and responsibly get-- [ Help, he doesn't know how to deal with teen intoxication, because his own child has yet to do something like this. ]

Where are you?!

Edited 2018-09-19 13:53 (UTC)

[It makes her a Bad Adult, but Hawke's mostly just laughing at Peter's drunken antics and finding it way too amusing. Of course, Thedas doesn't have the strict drinking rules that Earth and other worlds do. Little children don't drink, mind, but kids Peter's age back in Thedas are already drinking, so Hawke doesn't see what the Big Deal is.]

Ohhh Peter, Peter, Peter. You and alcohol are new acquaintances, clearly. [Kid probably has like, three drinks in him max. Well, everyone has to start somewhere.] So what did you drink? How'd you like it?

I’m very curious to hear the rest of this to-do list.

[And if there’s anything more dangerous than what Peter’s already doing on it]

Peter, since you’re already out, would you be a dear and pick up a take-out order for me? I’ll pay you for the delivery.

I’m just so busy at work. Busy and hungry.

[Yes, he is attempting to manipulate a GOOD BOY via his GOOD BOY NATURE. The ends justify the means.]

Edited 2018-09-19 15:37 (UTC)

[oh my god half the population of riverview is going to murder him for corrupting an innocent minor.]

Peter. Peter. You gotta practice moderation. And not making dumbass posts on social media.

[and, okay, both of these are perfectly normal parts of growing up, but he knows that everyone who meets Peter is overprotective of him]

Go drink some water, okay?

[ Athena has never been more glad that she properly introduced Peter to her Dads. ]

Dude, you got drunk by yourself? [ TRYING TO SOUND CASUAL. ] You could have at least invited me!

[ You know how sometimes couples adopt one another’s mannerisms? How a lot of time spent together means they pick up one another’s quirks?

Well right now, this dude is apparently channeling his best Gamora, because he says firmly, ]

Peter.

[ In that tone of voice that says, “You’re lucky you can’t see the Look I’m giving you right now.” ]

You shouldn’t be by yourself.

[ It’s not that this Peter disapproves of the kid drinking; hell, he’s pretty sure the Ravagers gave him table polish when he was, like, 14 or 15, and called it whiskey. And god knows how wasted he’d get when they celebrated a job well done. What he does disapprove of, apparently, is getting drunk alone, and getting drunk alone when it’s your first time getting drunk.

Standards. Peter... kind of has them. ]

Hey, are you doing okay?

( er. maybe not relevant. it's fine, he's got this: )

Want some company up there?

Uhhh my dude, is this your first time getting drunk?

I wanna meet the giant snake.

[He says it almost deathly serious, bless his soul.

At mention of Sam, the dopey smile returns though.]

Pssssht, yeah. Not tonight! Before, way before, back when I had a baby.

... I got an A on that project.

[He's not gonna say what his middle name is, because if he says it, he'll think more of Ben, and if he thinks more of Ben he's gonna start crying — like, he will seriously cry, don't even think otherwise. He stands there thinking for a long moment, squinting ahead like he's trying to decide if Mr. Calhoun is to be obeyed right now.]

I'm safely safe, Mr. Calhoun. I'm really good on my feet.

Check it out —

[He does a backflip, re-landing on the ledge. Are you having a heart attack yet from this?]

[See!! This is totally how to be! Everyone relaaaax, it's not even a big deal!

He's not even tired or sick, he could do this all night!]

Yeah, yeah, we're best buds now—

[He burp-hiccups, covers his mouth, and looks visibly apologetic.]

Sorry.

When you had a baby? Do tell.

[ SOUNDS RIDICULOUS, he wants more of it. ]

I dunno what it was, but they were in really fancy colors with lil' bitty... blueberries... and oranges...

It didn't even look like liquor 'til you drank it.

[a pause in his rambling]

Wanna see me do a flip?

[He points at the screen like Tommy totally figured out the answer at a quiz show, excitedly.]

Yes.

Do you wanna go get some nachos? I'm so hungry, and I just keep thinking 'bout these nachos at this one place. I forget the name. But the nachos are so good.

Mr. Parker

[ those two words are distanced, chilly and simply horribly polite.

They also spell trouble. ]

[Relm literally has to keep a hand clamped over her mouth to stop herself from laughing too much, or at least too loudly. Maker, this poor boy was going to hate himself in the morning, but it's a part of growing up and learning your limits with alcohol.]

Those drinks will get you every time. [Rum-based, or maybe what's it called? Vodka? That stuff mixes very well, she's found.

...okay, now she has to be a tad more responsible here.]

Not while you're on the roof. When you're safely on the ground, then by all means, I'd love to watch you flip. And no, don't flip off the roof, either.

[Oh no. His worst nightmare. He turns the video so it doesn't show his face, and puts on the worst Brooklyn accent ever.]

Who's Parker? Where's this Parker? Don't know 'em.

[He grins in the most dopey of fashions, eyes barely open.]

I'm super. I'm so awesome.

... Are you hanging out on roofs tonight too, or...?

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