video. un: p.parker | the morning of september 20th (aka an epilogue to bad choices)

[madeupnames]

[There's a muffled and pained groan, one of a boy who has made terrible mistakes and is suffering horribly for it.

... And also a clear sound of someone sliding out of a bed and thumping on the floor — blankets and all, legs barely hanging onto the lip of the mattress.]


I am so, so sorry.

Comments

audio; un: hawke

[indigobird]

[She spares him video because she's already tried watching something on screen once while hungover and holy shit did it burn her eyes. And she's laughing yet again, but she also muffles it to spare what is likely a splitting headache from further agony.]

On a scale of one to ten, how bad is that hangover of yours?

video; un: t.altman

[analienprince]

... I'm kind of really sorry I missed your adventures.

But it sounds like you might need a greasy breakfast. Or lots of water. One or the other.

video; un: yakyuu.luvr

[yakyuuman]

[ He slept through the entire thing, so he couldn't add onto the slew of people yelling at the kid for his poor life decisions. Jyushi's expression is almost a lineface as he looks with a frown towards the camera; he's half disappointed for the fact he missed some fun, and the other half is genuine concern because Peter could have broken his neck despite being super sturdy and all. ]

I hope this is not your first hangover because holy moly you seriously look like crap!

[ A++ comforting skills. ]

Voice: TheStrandInstitute

[nobasisinfact]

I see you're finally being sensible, Mr. Parker.

[Someone sounds annoyed and is hiding the fact that he's relieved that Peter is ok.]

audio;

[madeupnames]

[HE GROANS SO MISERABLY IN RESPONSE.]

video;

[madeupnames]

UuuugughghHHHhhgH

[So eloquent.

He drags a pillow over his head; even though the lights are super low, his senses are in panicked overdrive.]

... I'm wishing I missed my adventures... Eating sounds like a nightmare...

Re: video;

[analienprince]

Okay, but seriously. Hydrate, even if you can't eat. You're going to be miserable until you do.

[He huffs out a laugh.]

I mean, I'm told. I guess I'm just lucky... hangovers haven't lasted that long for me.

[indigobird]

I'll rank that as a solid 8.5 on the hangover scale. Water and pain alleviators, Peter. And a dark, quiet room.

video;

[madeupnames]

[He's certainly sheepish in the way he hides under his blanket.

Also, his spider senses are in overdrive and he's gonna seriously hurl again.]

Gee... Thanks...

[A groan, as he curls in on himself under the sheets. Dramatically:]



... M'gonna die...

Voice

[madeupnames]

[Peter's not even all that visible at the moment, save for some hair wildly peering out from under the blanket he's got pulled over his head. But there's a clear flinch at the sound of Strand's voice, and he just as quickly melts guiltily. He's muffled and clearly unsure what to say, so the response is particularly lackluster.]

... Hi.

[Good job, Pete.]

video;

[madeupnames]

[SNORTSCOFF.

... His hand snakes out to pat for a water bottle, as he continues:]

Seriously...? What's your secret? You gotta have some magic power...

[yakyuuman]

[ What a baby. First time Jyushi got hungover, he just brawled with his brothers until he was bloody and satisfied.

He snorts. Well, fine, he'll still try to sympathize with lil Pete. ]

Have you drunk lots of water? Do you have painkillers around?

[madeupnames]

[Oh, lord. He winces, considering what to say.]

... I've got two out of the three...

I — uh, I don't think I have any meds left...

[He has a first aid kit, but. Like. He's pretty sure it was all used up when he was helping out with the refugee issue not too long ago. His bad.]

Re: Voice

[nobasisinfact]

Are you prepared to apologize to those that you worried by falling off buildings ... multiple times.

[You cost him a bottle of scotch and a night of sleep.]

voice; j.calhoun

[bardish]

Goooood morning, sunshine!

[ Aww, baby's first hangover. Now that you're not terrifying him with rooftop acrobatics, JEFF CAN TEASE YOU AS HE WOULD ATHENA. ]

Private.

[11calls]

I'm guessing you didn't drink water?

[Honestly, Alex doesn't sound much better.]

[madeupnames]

[Leave him alone, he's delicate.]

I'm drinking water, ummm... As long as I can keep it down...

Why do people even drink? This is the worst.

Private.

[madeupnames]

I drank some...

... I mean, it just decided to check in and out of my stomach really fast...

[Oh, Peter. You fool.]

voice;

[madeupnames]

[Ah yes, the sound of a muffled whine of misery.]

Mr. Calhoun... Too loud...

[Yeah, the spider senses are not helping. Everyone sounds. So loud.

The slightest exclamation is like dragging metal on your teeth.]

Private.

[11calls]

More water and more advil.

Voice

[madeupnames]

... I'm sorry ten to the eighth power?

[Maybe that's enough to get off mildly scott-free from The Adult Talk.]

Private.

[madeupnames]

[His stomach flops as he scooches on his knees under the blanket.]

R-right. Trip to store, gonna stock up on advil.

... Um...

Judging by the private filter, you probably... have questions...?

video;

[analienprince]

Really strong immunity? Maybe I ought to tell you about it sometime...

[Because honestly, keeping secret the fact that he's also Hulkling is a bit... difficult. Especially when he's comfortable being giant and green a lot more often nowadays.]

The trade off is though... I have a really high alcohol tolerance. It takes forever to get that drunk.

video; private

[madeupnames]

Jeez... Congratulations.

[A pause.]

Does this have to do with... uuuh. How you acted in the cult place?

I mean. You know. You said you dealt with stuff like that, and — they had you in a collar, so I figured... maybe...

[Maybe he had some ability he wasn't aware of, anyway.]

video; private

[analienprince]

Wait--

[Teddy pauses at that, brows furrowed. He's not-- going to freak out or anything, but honestly, Peter's caught him a little off guard with that.]

How did you know about that? I don't remember seeing you there...

[He's really sure he didn't actually.]

It does. Um, I guess now's a good time to tell you that I'm not human exactly... in a very literal sense. I'm an alien hybrid, not that I knew it until I was sixteen or so. It comes with certain abilities. Increased strength, healing factor, shapeshifting. I didn't mention it when we first met because-- well. Some people sort of freak out.