Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson (
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riverview2017-05-08 11:54 pm
Video; Sleep Deprivation
[The video shows Ivar looking a little rumpled, the look of someone who has been trying to sleep and can't. He's cleaning out grime from under his fingernails with one of his knives as he speaks and it occasionally flashes into view.
Oddly enough, he's smiling, his eyes just a little too bright. It's not a happy smile. When Ivar gets angry, sometimes, he smiles in a way that says he's going to rip your throat out with his teeth if you get too close. His tone sounds oddly cheerful as he speaks.]
To whoever is making that horrible racket that's keeping me awake, you have two options. Stop it. [Then his voice goes dark and furious.] Or I'll stop it. Trust me when I say my way will be a lot more unpleasant. [He never stops smiling even as he turns off the video.]
Oddly enough, he's smiling, his eyes just a little too bright. It's not a happy smile. When Ivar gets angry, sometimes, he smiles in a way that says he's going to rip your throat out with his teeth if you get too close. His tone sounds oddly cheerful as he speaks.]
To whoever is making that horrible racket that's keeping me awake, you have two options. Stop it. [Then his voice goes dark and furious.] Or I'll stop it. Trust me when I say my way will be a lot more unpleasant. [He never stops smiling even as he turns off the video.]

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But perhaps another solution can be found. When they leave their rooms.
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[And Ivar is very, very good at killing people. The knife he has in his hands pauses as he considers his options.]
Go on. I'm listening.
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A few snakes between the sheets often make people think twice about sleeping. As well as give some consideration to those who cannot.
[ He pauses and offers the boring route. ]
Or I find, if you destroy their precious electronic devices, that's usually enough to reconsider.
[ Most mortals are like Stark, after all. They whine constantly when their toys break. ]
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[Not that it doesn't sound like a valid suggestion. He's just wondering how he's going to pull it off now.]
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I can provide some easily.
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[He has no idea who's helping him. Oh, when Ivar finds out...]
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[ private > action ]
I shall be there.
[ And he does arrive promptly. His footfalls are light, almost undetectable. Thor has his strength, but in this area, Loki still reigns supreme. He even has his armor on. ]
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He looks up when Loki enters, startled by how quiet the man is. The armor catches his attention immediately. Hmmm, that looks awful familiar...]
Did you bring them?
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I brought them. They should do nicely.
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And who should I thank for helping me with this problem?
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Loki should suffice.
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Huh. Another one. It is an honor to meet you.
[His eyes glance over to one of the empty beds on the floor, the one where the Loki he already knows usually is at.]
But I have to wonder how is this city going to survive two trickster gods?
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If he is so fixated on his title, he is welcome to it.
[ All Lokis are, to some degree. It's tied to their identity. But he has some freedom other Lokis may not have. ]
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[He takes in the sight of this Loki. He looks older than the one that resides here, but there's something more than that. It's something in the eyes that speaks to different experiences that have brought him to this point.]
My name is Ivar Ragnarsson. Sometimes called Ivar The Boneless.
[A name Loki might recognize. He'd made it into the history books with that name, infamous for his clever mind and brutally cruel nature.]
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[ Old Norse. It has been a long time and speaking the tongue reassures him as well as makes him bitter for halcyon days. But Loki shakes it off quickly. He does not descend into melancholia and madness like he used to. His strings have been cut. ]
You have a good name.
[ Of course, Loki knows his history. But there's no reason for him to let that be known to Ivar. ]
And what does the son of Ragnar have in a place like this? I doubt you can seize much glory here.
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I didn't want to show up here. I just did. If I could go back home, I would. I'm in the middle of a war against the Saxons, and without me to plan for them, my brothers are going to lose it.
[Ivar was the brains of the operation. Much as he loved his brothers, they generally tended to just attack something until it went down and stopped moving. They never though outside and looked at the bigger picture.]
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This is recorded history. Set in stone. Even Riverview would not meddle so deep. ]
Time might have other ideas. I doubt the war will pass you by.
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I'm going back as soon as I'm able. They can't keep me here forever.
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[ After all, this is just a giant rat cage for people to gaze down and watch them scurry. He's been in enough cages to know. ]
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[Ivar doesn't particularly care why. Frankly, life's been a lot easier since coming here. He doesn't have to fight for everything here like he did back home.]
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[ Most people would be more than pleased with a happier, safer world, away from their own troubles. Sadly, Loki hoards his troubles and grievances. He doesn't share. ]
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[Ivar cynically figures it was only a matter of time. Nothing in his life ever lasted forever. Anytime something good happened to him, it lasted only for so long before being ripped away again.]
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It is my nature to doubt and question. I'm not named for my idleness and a love for peace.
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