Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson (
ragnarsson) wrote in
riverview2017-05-08 11:54 pm
Video; Sleep Deprivation
[The video shows Ivar looking a little rumpled, the look of someone who has been trying to sleep and can't. He's cleaning out grime from under his fingernails with one of his knives as he speaks and it occasionally flashes into view.
Oddly enough, he's smiling, his eyes just a little too bright. It's not a happy smile. When Ivar gets angry, sometimes, he smiles in a way that says he's going to rip your throat out with his teeth if you get too close. His tone sounds oddly cheerful as he speaks.]
To whoever is making that horrible racket that's keeping me awake, you have two options. Stop it. [Then his voice goes dark and furious.] Or I'll stop it. Trust me when I say my way will be a lot more unpleasant. [He never stops smiling even as he turns off the video.]
Oddly enough, he's smiling, his eyes just a little too bright. It's not a happy smile. When Ivar gets angry, sometimes, he smiles in a way that says he's going to rip your throat out with his teeth if you get too close. His tone sounds oddly cheerful as he speaks.]
To whoever is making that horrible racket that's keeping me awake, you have two options. Stop it. [Then his voice goes dark and furious.] Or I'll stop it. Trust me when I say my way will be a lot more unpleasant. [He never stops smiling even as he turns off the video.]

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[It's why he likes Yuri as well. He gave it as good as he got and didn't turn into a whiny mess over it.]
If they don't stop within the next five minutes, bring them up.
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You'll have to let me know if they stop, I can't hear it from my floor.
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Try it. You'll wake up to a knife at your throat and me being the one holding it. [He wish he could say he was joking but...well, this is what Yuri got for being friends with a psychopath.]
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It's cute that you think you could sneak up on me. Keep dreaming Ivar.
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You know, the last time someone thought that, I ended up killing about six people just to prove a point. [No exaggeration there either as he casually talks about slaughtering enough people to count on both hands with. His crazy is really starting to show again.] One would be no problem.