Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson (
ragnarsson) wrote in
riverview2017-05-08 11:54 pm
Video; Sleep Deprivation
[The video shows Ivar looking a little rumpled, the look of someone who has been trying to sleep and can't. He's cleaning out grime from under his fingernails with one of his knives as he speaks and it occasionally flashes into view.
Oddly enough, he's smiling, his eyes just a little too bright. It's not a happy smile. When Ivar gets angry, sometimes, he smiles in a way that says he's going to rip your throat out with his teeth if you get too close. His tone sounds oddly cheerful as he speaks.]
To whoever is making that horrible racket that's keeping me awake, you have two options. Stop it. [Then his voice goes dark and furious.] Or I'll stop it. Trust me when I say my way will be a lot more unpleasant. [He never stops smiling even as he turns off the video.]
Oddly enough, he's smiling, his eyes just a little too bright. It's not a happy smile. When Ivar gets angry, sometimes, he smiles in a way that says he's going to rip your throat out with his teeth if you get too close. His tone sounds oddly cheerful as he speaks.]
To whoever is making that horrible racket that's keeping me awake, you have two options. Stop it. [Then his voice goes dark and furious.] Or I'll stop it. Trust me when I say my way will be a lot more unpleasant. [He never stops smiling even as he turns off the video.]

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[He can be a little childlike sometimes in his love of a good story. He likes to think that one day the poets will tell his own tales to the people. He settles back, prepared to listen.]
I think you're following the wrong god if that's what people think he should be doing.
[Norse gods could be terrific assholes sometimes, selfish, brutal, and uncaring. But that's why their worshipers liked them. They were exactly like the people who followed them, full of faults and able to make mistakes just like the Vikings did.]