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[amelioraate]

[ The look on Tony's face as the feed clicks on is clearly unamused. Possibly even Unamused, capital and all. Why is he so irritated you might ask? Well, don't you worry about that, he is bound to let you know. As soon as he finishes sipping on his coffee in a more than obnoxious way. If you look close enough, and know Tony, you will be able to see a darkness beneath his eyes, the kind that comes with too much coffee and too many ideas and not enough hours in the day, so clearly he has to sacrifice some of the night for the Greater Good or some shit.

Whatever. That is why there is coffee.

Once the coffee has been consumed, Tony gets up from where he is sitting, and it becomes very obvious that he is in the kitchen on the floor, a kitchen you have all seen thanks to a Viking, but there is no sign of him now. However, there are signs of someone making a rather large breakfast here (if only you could smell it, seriously, Tony would kill to eat some of it okay) and not sharing.

This? This is why Tony is unamused.]

Really, you come in here, use the space and leave the dishes, while also not sharing?

[ Steve is gonna be annoyed. Not that he isn't usually in that state. The images shifts as Tony puts the phone down, and there is the sound of more coffee making its way into his cup while you get a lovely view of the ceiling. Look, no scorch marks. Yet.]

That's just rude, even for gods of chaos and mischief. And here I was going to make you a fancy partial AI for your phone. Ha.

[ Look, he doesn't know if it was Loki, but he assumes it is. Because if it was Steve or Bucky they would have shared, and he is pretty sure that Stephen only eats things that are still moving, and Billy-- well maybe him too. But for now, his ire is on Loki.]

Also, working on some ideas for the defence perimeter, some new weapons and targeting systems, if there is anyone that has any ideas, let me know. I mean, I've probably already thought of it, but still might be nice to bounce ideas around.

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[ikols]

[ Rolling his eyes now. ]

Company doesn't love uninvited misery. Does Netflix exist here? Get an account.

[amelioraate]

... you sure about that? And can't Netflix, I don't have my coffee coffee ice cream from Ben and Jerry's, how am I supposed to watch soap operas without it?

[ikols]

Since we're not friends I'm going to point out what they won't. You sound lonely and desperate for company, and now you're bugging me for mine. [ It bears saying, strange as it is to hold a conversation with the man for longer than two minutes. ] Stephen is likely free right now.

[amelioraate]

[ .... fuck you, Loki. He is not. He is bored and no where near deaperate for company. maybe a little shut up. ]

Why thanks, Doctor Phil. Any other insights before I hang up on you?

[ikols]

Yeah, I've warded the apartment against some unsavoury folks from home, Malekith and Victor being two. [ Loki's future psychotic, dimension-hopping self being another and the most prominent. Throwing out some standard Bad Guy names will give Tony the general idea without needing to delve into specifics. ] Tell Strange not to mess with my work or he'll set off one of the barricade spells and I'm not sure if the sprinkler system works inside them.

[ Tony was right, sometimes Loki can be clever. And useful. ]

[amelioraate]

[ SEE? Useful. Tony raises a brow and nods.]

Note taken, I will let Strange know. And, I can program a technological perimeter warning system and leave some parameters open in the designation code if you want to add to it. Let me know about that

[ there, an olive branch of sorts.]

We're leaving the mess.

[ And Tony, out.]