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[noassgardian]

So, uh, my name is Billy Kaplan.

[And from the looks of it, he's sprawled out on his bed in the communal housing, camera held above him steadily. He makes a face.]

I have no idea what to say about myself. I was a student back home and I know a little magic. [He's a little tentative about that one, but-- he's not sure there's a point in keeping it secret here either.] But marketable skills? I'm not so sure about that one. I guess I need to figure something out though.

[Considering he's going to be here for a while...]

I guess I'm making this to ask what all of you plan to do here? If you have any definite plans at all, I mean.

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[noassgardian]

Wow, and I thought I could be distrusting...

[He pauses, thoughtfully.]

I can fly and create shields to protect myself and others with. I can do some teleportation, create items out of nothing... Basically, if I want it bad enough, chances are, I can make it happen.

[bespredel]

This place is weird as shit and I am not about to get caught with my pants down. Literally or figuratively.

So what, you can like- manifest a cheeseburger out of thin air or something? [ Because honestly that would be both useful and a curse. If Yuri could summon anything he wanted... at any time... ]

[noassgardian]

Technically, but I mean... it's a little frivolous, right? Like an abuse of power to do it all the time.

[Although exceptions have been made for some things.]

[bespredel]

What, someone policing you to stop you? Do you have some sort of divine consequence if you use that shit to lean your room instead of lifting a finger? Because I mean, if not then who the hell cares. So long as you're not using it to hurt other people. Hell, if you can "technically" summon a cheeseburger whenever the hell you want isn't it selfish not to cure world hunger or some shit?

[noassgardian]

Well-- no? [Or not here, not yet anyway. It's sort of happened before though...]

I guess I've never really thought of it like that. I'm not sure I could cure world hunger, but maybe? I'll have to test it out sometime...

[bespredel]

I'm pretty sure that you have a responsibility to now. Kind of a douchebag move not to have thought of it before.

Lucky for you I'm a god damn genius. Real world saving humanitarian. [ And 100% full of bullshit. ]

[noassgardian]

You know, I could totally tell from the minute I heard you talk. Total humanitarian.

[bespredel]

Damn straight.

[ He pauses though, looking thoughtful. ]

Do you ever wonder if the things you can create came from somewhere else? I mean they say no action without an equal reaction, or something like that. And since there are obviously multiple verses- are you pulling that cheeseburger from someone else's' hungry mouth? If you curled world hunger here, would you cause world famine elsewhere?

[noassgardian]

I don't think so? I can control reality, and create it. I think it's part of that.

[He pauses for a moment as well, expression drawn and thoughtful.]

I really hope so anyway.

[bespredel]

Just think, somewhere out there in the multiverse there's a world- or maybe even multiple worlds- where you've stolen the very food off a starving family's table. Good job.

[ Yeah, now he's just being antagonistic for the sake of it. Like he wasn't before. ]

[noassgardian]

Wow, you know how to make a guy feel good, don't you?

[Hey, he deals with a lot of jerks, he can handle this.]

[bespredel]

It's a skill of mine. [ Sarcasm. So much sarcasm. ]

Anyway, I'll keep an eye out for you, magic man. Think you can hook me up with an xbox? [ He's mostly joking.

Mostly. ]

[noassgardian]

Sure, I'm sure we'll run into each other again.

[He snorts at that.]

You'd have to ask real nice for me to try...