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riverview2017-06-13 09:40 am
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Entry tags:
- marvel (616): loki laufeyson,
- the adventure zone: taako taaco,
- ✖ dc comics (rebirth): jonathan kent,
- ✖ dceu: clark kent,
- ✖ doctor who: the twelfth doctor,
- ✖ ensemble stars!: tsumugi aoba,
- ✖ gundam 00: tieria erde,
- ✖ marvel (616): angela,
- ✖ original: jamie dodger,
- ✖ original: líadan ní donnabháin,
- ✖ original: rin,
- ✖ overwatch: reaper,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lucretia,
- ✖ the man from uncle: illya kuryakin,
- ✖ vikings: ivar ragnarsson,
- ✖ yuri on ice: victor nikivorov,
- ✖ yuri on ice: yuuri katsuki
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[Good morning Riverview. America's favourite wizard is here with an announcement.
America's favourite wizard is also doing his first audio only post, because he looks like shit and he's out of spell slots to cast Disguise Self.]
So, uh, what's up, my dudes? I'm gonna cut to the chase here, cause most of you aren't complete idiots and have probably noticed that some weird shit is happening and that weird shit, while not my fault, is thanks to some fucko in my world messing with magical items, so now we're dealing with the consequences.
[That fucko is Magnus, who he's throwing under the bus on this, although not by name at least.
There's a very audible sigh from Taako's end of things.]
Here's the skinny: an item with control over time has gotten its shit messed up in the portal, and that's why people are suddenly like, babies or whatever, and the folks here don't really, uh, well they don't know how to fix it. They don't know enough about the chalice, and I don't know enough about the portal, so... so we're asking for help. I'd put money on arcane knowledge getting us the furthest, but at this point I'm willing to take input from anyone who knows their science shit, too, as long as you're not gonna try to tell me that magic doesn't exist. I can guaran-fucking-tee that I'm not in the mood.
[Someone hasn't slept in two days because he's been trying to figure this out, worried about both the chalice itself and the potential that a part of the light existing in this universe could lead the Hunger to it.]
The big thing is that it needs to go back, we bring that shit all the way in here and it's gonna break pretty bad for a lot of people and this stupid cup has given me enough grief that I'm super ready to never see it again in my entire life. Anyone who wants to help should get in touch with the dudes running the portal, but if you got questions I can field 'em. Heads up, you'll get better answers if you promise me coffee.
[He's doing his Good Deed of the week, he could at least get some caffeine out of it.]
America's favourite wizard is also doing his first audio only post, because he looks like shit and he's out of spell slots to cast Disguise Self.]
So, uh, what's up, my dudes? I'm gonna cut to the chase here, cause most of you aren't complete idiots and have probably noticed that some weird shit is happening and that weird shit, while not my fault, is thanks to some fucko in my world messing with magical items, so now we're dealing with the consequences.
[That fucko is Magnus, who he's throwing under the bus on this, although not by name at least.
There's a very audible sigh from Taako's end of things.]
Here's the skinny: an item with control over time has gotten its shit messed up in the portal, and that's why people are suddenly like, babies or whatever, and the folks here don't really, uh, well they don't know how to fix it. They don't know enough about the chalice, and I don't know enough about the portal, so... so we're asking for help. I'd put money on arcane knowledge getting us the furthest, but at this point I'm willing to take input from anyone who knows their science shit, too, as long as you're not gonna try to tell me that magic doesn't exist. I can guaran-fucking-tee that I'm not in the mood.
[Someone hasn't slept in two days because he's been trying to figure this out, worried about both the chalice itself and the potential that a part of the light existing in this universe could lead the Hunger to it.]
The big thing is that it needs to go back, we bring that shit all the way in here and it's gonna break pretty bad for a lot of people and this stupid cup has given me enough grief that I'm super ready to never see it again in my entire life. Anyone who wants to help should get in touch with the dudes running the portal, but if you got questions I can field 'em. Heads up, you'll get better answers if you promise me coffee.
[He's doing his Good Deed of the week, he could at least get some caffeine out of it.]
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But there's good reason for that:] I have zero fucking qualms about putting Dodger on blast as publicly as possible, if he tries any shit. When he's back I'll let him know exactly how many people will find out what he did if he goes near Eddie.
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[Like... he can't imagine there's much that makes that acceptable to most people.]
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[The memories are hazy at best, but if he concentrates he can get a proper sense of what happened.]
The boy started the fight that your boyfriend broke up, but Dodger has been teasing him for months. When I... replaced him... he was on his way to try and kill him again. And I really wouldn't want to repeat the things that they've said to each other over the internet. Ivar has gained information about him that makes... well, honestly, it makes me rather uncomfortable myself. Someone might want to watch them in case this game of toreador that the boy's been playing gets out of his hands.
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[Taako wasn't really left with the best impression of Ivar, but he didn't realize it was this bad.]
Sounds like the kid had it coming. [Taako's top tip: don't incessantly pick fights with a sociopath??? Why is this is a hard concept???] Also sounds like this is shit for the police to handle. Like, the full cops, not just one guy.
[Eddie is... probably a decent cop, Taako honestly has no idea about what makes a good police officer, but if two violent assholes are making trouble, that should be handled higher up.]
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[Awkward laugh. God, it's weird to be ratting out... himself.]
I imagine he wouldn't pursue it alone, but seeing as he already has some involvement in the case it might be good for him to keep an eye on it at least. Either way, I'm sure you're done listening to me ramble about things that don't affect you... if there's anything I can do to help with the chalice, please let me know.
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[Honestly, he's not above just killing Dodger and being done with it, but there's a few people who probably won't approve.]
Just don't do anything stupid.
[With befriending people and shit like that, since Taako meant what he said about it having the potential to blow up in everyone's faces.]
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[Realistically... he'll probably just mess up everything, but he'll really try.]