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Taako ([personal profile] spellslots) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-06-13 09:40 am

audio ☂ un:liches.get.stitches

[Good morning Riverview. America's favourite wizard is here with an announcement.

America's favourite wizard is also doing his first audio only post, because he looks like shit and he's out of spell slots to cast Disguise Self.]


So, uh, what's up, my dudes? I'm gonna cut to the chase here, cause most of you aren't complete idiots and have probably noticed that some weird shit is happening and that weird shit, while not my fault, is thanks to some fucko in my world messing with magical items, so now we're dealing with the consequences.

[That fucko is Magnus, who he's throwing under the bus on this, although not by name at least.

There's a very audible sigh from Taako's end of things.]


Here's the skinny: an item with control over time has gotten its shit messed up in the portal, and that's why people are suddenly like, babies or whatever, and the folks here don't really, uh, well they don't know how to fix it. They don't know enough about the chalice, and I don't know enough about the portal, so... so we're asking for help. I'd put money on arcane knowledge getting us the furthest, but at this point I'm willing to take input from anyone who knows their science shit, too, as long as you're not gonna try to tell me that magic doesn't exist. I can guaran-fucking-tee that I'm not in the mood.

[Someone hasn't slept in two days because he's been trying to figure this out, worried about both the chalice itself and the potential that a part of the light existing in this universe could lead the Hunger to it.]

The big thing is that it needs to go back, we bring that shit all the way in here and it's gonna break pretty bad for a lot of people and this stupid cup has given me enough grief that I'm super ready to never see it again in my entire life. Anyone who wants to help should get in touch with the dudes running the portal, but if you got questions I can field 'em. Heads up, you'll get better answers if you promise me coffee.

[He's doing his Good Deed of the week, he could at least get some caffeine out of it.]
undeflective: Queen of everything you see ♪ (3 ♪ I will make you)

[personal profile] undeflective 2017-06-13 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'll leave him a note, in case my memories don't transfer in their entirety. Save you the trouble, and all. And again, if there's any more information about the incident that you need, I can write up a proper report - the easiest way to reason with him will be to keep him from having control over the situation.
undeflective: Will you take care of me?" ♪ (2 ♪ "And when your father turns to stone)

[personal profile] undeflective 2017-06-13 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't his first offense against him. He's been trying to get under the boy's skin since... when was it, the Flower Festival. That must have been in April, wasn't it?

[The memories are hazy at best, but if he concentrates he can get a proper sense of what happened.]

The boy started the fight that your boyfriend broke up, but Dodger has been teasing him for months. When I... replaced him... he was on his way to try and kill him again. And I really wouldn't want to repeat the things that they've said to each other over the internet. Ivar has gained information about him that makes... well, honestly, it makes me rather uncomfortable myself. Someone might want to watch them in case this game of toreador that the boy's been playing gets out of his hands.
undeflective: Queen of everything you see ♪ (3 ♪ I will make you)

[personal profile] undeflective 2017-06-13 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Every world has its sociopaths...

[Awkward laugh. God, it's weird to be ratting out... himself.]

I imagine he wouldn't pursue it alone, but seeing as he already has some involvement in the case it might be good for him to keep an eye on it at least. Either way, I'm sure you're done listening to me ramble about things that don't affect you... if there's anything I can do to help with the chalice, please let me know.
undeflective: Will you buy me a house of gold?" ♪ (1 ♪ I asked me "Son when I grow old)

[personal profile] undeflective 2017-06-16 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try my best, but I make no promises.

[Realistically... he'll probably just mess up everything, but he'll really try.]