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riverview2017-06-13 09:40 am
spellslots) wrote in riverview2017-06-13 09:40 am
Entry tags:
- marvel (616): loki laufeyson,
- the adventure zone: taako taaco,
- ✖ dc comics (rebirth): jonathan kent,
- ✖ dceu: clark kent,
- ✖ doctor who: the twelfth doctor,
- ✖ ensemble stars!: tsumugi aoba,
- ✖ gundam 00: tieria erde,
- ✖ marvel (616): angela,
- ✖ original: jamie dodger,
- ✖ original: líadan ní donnabháin,
- ✖ original: rin,
- ✖ overwatch: reaper,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lucretia,
- ✖ the man from uncle: illya kuryakin,
- ✖ vikings: ivar ragnarsson,
- ✖ yuri on ice: victor nikivorov,
- ✖ yuri on ice: yuuri katsuki
audio ☂ un:liches.get.stitches
[Good morning Riverview. America's favourite wizard is here with an announcement.
America's favourite wizard is also doing his first audio only post, because he looks like shit and he's out of spell slots to cast Disguise Self.]
So, uh, what's up, my dudes? I'm gonna cut to the chase here, cause most of you aren't complete idiots and have probably noticed that some weird shit is happening and that weird shit, while not my fault, is thanks to some fucko in my world messing with magical items, so now we're dealing with the consequences.
[That fucko is Magnus, who he's throwing under the bus on this, although not by name at least.
There's a very audible sigh from Taako's end of things.]
Here's the skinny: an item with control over time has gotten its shit messed up in the portal, and that's why people are suddenly like, babies or whatever, and the folks here don't really, uh, well they don't know how to fix it. They don't know enough about the chalice, and I don't know enough about the portal, so... so we're asking for help. I'd put money on arcane knowledge getting us the furthest, but at this point I'm willing to take input from anyone who knows their science shit, too, as long as you're not gonna try to tell me that magic doesn't exist. I can guaran-fucking-tee that I'm not in the mood.
[Someone hasn't slept in two days because he's been trying to figure this out, worried about both the chalice itself and the potential that a part of the light existing in this universe could lead the Hunger to it.]
The big thing is that it needs to go back, we bring that shit all the way in here and it's gonna break pretty bad for a lot of people and this stupid cup has given me enough grief that I'm super ready to never see it again in my entire life. Anyone who wants to help should get in touch with the dudes running the portal, but if you got questions I can field 'em. Heads up, you'll get better answers if you promise me coffee.
[He's doing his Good Deed of the week, he could at least get some caffeine out of it.]
America's favourite wizard is also doing his first audio only post, because he looks like shit and he's out of spell slots to cast Disguise Self.]
So, uh, what's up, my dudes? I'm gonna cut to the chase here, cause most of you aren't complete idiots and have probably noticed that some weird shit is happening and that weird shit, while not my fault, is thanks to some fucko in my world messing with magical items, so now we're dealing with the consequences.
[That fucko is Magnus, who he's throwing under the bus on this, although not by name at least.
There's a very audible sigh from Taako's end of things.]
Here's the skinny: an item with control over time has gotten its shit messed up in the portal, and that's why people are suddenly like, babies or whatever, and the folks here don't really, uh, well they don't know how to fix it. They don't know enough about the chalice, and I don't know enough about the portal, so... so we're asking for help. I'd put money on arcane knowledge getting us the furthest, but at this point I'm willing to take input from anyone who knows their science shit, too, as long as you're not gonna try to tell me that magic doesn't exist. I can guaran-fucking-tee that I'm not in the mood.
[Someone hasn't slept in two days because he's been trying to figure this out, worried about both the chalice itself and the potential that a part of the light existing in this universe could lead the Hunger to it.]
The big thing is that it needs to go back, we bring that shit all the way in here and it's gonna break pretty bad for a lot of people and this stupid cup has given me enough grief that I'm super ready to never see it again in my entire life. Anyone who wants to help should get in touch with the dudes running the portal, but if you got questions I can field 'em. Heads up, you'll get better answers if you promise me coffee.
[He's doing his Good Deed of the week, he could at least get some caffeine out of it.]
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[Nice work on the sympathy front, Taako.]
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[ Yeah, that's. One way to put it. ]
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B-But that's not the point here! Can the hospital even do anything to his current predicament? Since this is a magical malady we're dealing with here.
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[Does that make sense??]
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So he's still in trouble, then... I'll try convincing him one more time.
I'm not much of help, but I really do wish you and everyone the best of luck and I hope that this gets resolved soon. You mentioned that you want some coffee, right? I could swing by a cafe and get you some if you'd like.
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[This is legitimate problem solving; 90% of the things Taako doesn't want to do were resolved by Magnus just picking him up and tossing him over his shoulder.]
And I'm good on the coffee front now, but I'm taking IOUs.
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[ just gonna find a large guy to lug eichi around, i guess ]
Thank you for your hard work! [ he even gives a little bow, how cute ]
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[Normally he's better at pretending to care (and he... would care a little, if he knew this guy was talking about Eichi) but Taako is distracted by worrying about the whole chalice thing.]