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riverview2017-06-13 09:40 am
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Entry tags:
- marvel (616): loki laufeyson,
- the adventure zone: taako taaco,
- ✖ dc comics (rebirth): jonathan kent,
- ✖ dceu: clark kent,
- ✖ doctor who: the twelfth doctor,
- ✖ ensemble stars!: tsumugi aoba,
- ✖ gundam 00: tieria erde,
- ✖ marvel (616): angela,
- ✖ original: jamie dodger,
- ✖ original: líadan ní donnabháin,
- ✖ original: rin,
- ✖ overwatch: reaper,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lucretia,
- ✖ the man from uncle: illya kuryakin,
- ✖ vikings: ivar ragnarsson,
- ✖ yuri on ice: victor nikivorov,
- ✖ yuri on ice: yuuri katsuki
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[Good morning Riverview. America's favourite wizard is here with an announcement.
America's favourite wizard is also doing his first audio only post, because he looks like shit and he's out of spell slots to cast Disguise Self.]
So, uh, what's up, my dudes? I'm gonna cut to the chase here, cause most of you aren't complete idiots and have probably noticed that some weird shit is happening and that weird shit, while not my fault, is thanks to some fucko in my world messing with magical items, so now we're dealing with the consequences.
[That fucko is Magnus, who he's throwing under the bus on this, although not by name at least.
There's a very audible sigh from Taako's end of things.]
Here's the skinny: an item with control over time has gotten its shit messed up in the portal, and that's why people are suddenly like, babies or whatever, and the folks here don't really, uh, well they don't know how to fix it. They don't know enough about the chalice, and I don't know enough about the portal, so... so we're asking for help. I'd put money on arcane knowledge getting us the furthest, but at this point I'm willing to take input from anyone who knows their science shit, too, as long as you're not gonna try to tell me that magic doesn't exist. I can guaran-fucking-tee that I'm not in the mood.
[Someone hasn't slept in two days because he's been trying to figure this out, worried about both the chalice itself and the potential that a part of the light existing in this universe could lead the Hunger to it.]
The big thing is that it needs to go back, we bring that shit all the way in here and it's gonna break pretty bad for a lot of people and this stupid cup has given me enough grief that I'm super ready to never see it again in my entire life. Anyone who wants to help should get in touch with the dudes running the portal, but if you got questions I can field 'em. Heads up, you'll get better answers if you promise me coffee.
[He's doing his Good Deed of the week, he could at least get some caffeine out of it.]
America's favourite wizard is also doing his first audio only post, because he looks like shit and he's out of spell slots to cast Disguise Self.]
So, uh, what's up, my dudes? I'm gonna cut to the chase here, cause most of you aren't complete idiots and have probably noticed that some weird shit is happening and that weird shit, while not my fault, is thanks to some fucko in my world messing with magical items, so now we're dealing with the consequences.
[That fucko is Magnus, who he's throwing under the bus on this, although not by name at least.
There's a very audible sigh from Taako's end of things.]
Here's the skinny: an item with control over time has gotten its shit messed up in the portal, and that's why people are suddenly like, babies or whatever, and the folks here don't really, uh, well they don't know how to fix it. They don't know enough about the chalice, and I don't know enough about the portal, so... so we're asking for help. I'd put money on arcane knowledge getting us the furthest, but at this point I'm willing to take input from anyone who knows their science shit, too, as long as you're not gonna try to tell me that magic doesn't exist. I can guaran-fucking-tee that I'm not in the mood.
[Someone hasn't slept in two days because he's been trying to figure this out, worried about both the chalice itself and the potential that a part of the light existing in this universe could lead the Hunger to it.]
The big thing is that it needs to go back, we bring that shit all the way in here and it's gonna break pretty bad for a lot of people and this stupid cup has given me enough grief that I'm super ready to never see it again in my entire life. Anyone who wants to help should get in touch with the dudes running the portal, but if you got questions I can field 'em. Heads up, you'll get better answers if you promise me coffee.
[He's doing his Good Deed of the week, he could at least get some caffeine out of it.]
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[His tone is light, but it's not a joke. Illya might have a bit of roughness in him, but he's been nothing but nice to Taako, and there's a steadiness about him that's reassuring.]
But yeah, kids love anything dumb and pretty.
[That's a joke.]
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...Thank you. [It almost sounds like a question.] But that is not what I mean. You’re just very energetic and fun. Kids like that, do they not?
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[The smile is audible in his voice, although now it's mostly because he's pleased with himself for having caught Illya off guard, apparently.]
That's very sweet of you, pumpkin. [Compliments all around!] I'm not gonna disagree.
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Good, because I was not trying to be sweet. What I said is truth. But now I’m wondering if that nickname is going to stick.
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[Everyone gets pet names, but he's willing to be a little flexible on what they actually are.]
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[And that's why he gets a cutesy nickname, and even though there's no video feed, Illya can probably imagine the wink.]
What's a red peril?
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Red, because I'm Russian. Peril because I'm dangerous. Not particularly clever but he seemed quite proud of it.
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Coworkers are kinda like that, huh?
[They think they're funny & clever when they're not.]
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I should probably stop distracting you, yes? You must be busy.
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[Most of the people he knows are American, but that won't stop him from commiserating with Illya on this.
As for the question, Taako gives a little non-committal hum.]
I'm kinda avoiding a conversation I gotta have so you know, I'll keep chatting forever.
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[He’s just saying, though he’s no stranger to skipping the hell out of the rules when it’s convenient to him he’ll still nag other people about them.]
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[He sounds so petulant, but that's not exactly a new thing on him.]
I'll see you around, pumpkin.