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[supersweet]

psa: no one is allowed to tell me off for wandering alone in riverview because you guys are all the worst kids ever when you get tiny.

you also all have like zero self-preservation instincts. ZERO.

also if you're a tiny kid and you don't want adults in your business, I'm happy to help out.

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[bestrobin]

You wouldn't know if I did.

[supersweet]

Don't be so sure. I've gotten better at my heartbeat powers.

[bestrobin]

I'll have to test that.

[supersweet]

You'd lose.

[bestrobin]

We'll see. Maybe being here is helping you learn how to be super.

[supersweet]

I dunno if a place can accomplish that.

[bestrobin]

Not this place. The people here.

[supersweet]

[ Huh. ]

I guess so. I've never met so many people before. And they don't mind me.

[bestrobin]

They can still change their mind.

Until then, you can learn a lot.

[supersweet]

I don't get it. What do you mean?

[bestrobin]

You said they don't mind you.

They can change their minds.

[supersweet]

[ Well. That's a bit of self-doubt he didn't need. ]

Why would they? I haven't done anything.

[bestrobin]

​( Damian Wayne, the Prince of Pep Talks. )

It was a joke, Jon.​

( Only not. )

[supersweet]

You don't make jokes. Or at least you try to and don't realize they're bad ones.

[bestrobin]

​Maybe you just have no sense of humor.

( Pot meet kettle. )​

[supersweet]

I made Maya laugh that one time.

[bestrobin]

​I've made Maya laugh before too.

What's your point?​

[supersweet]

Did she laugh at you or with you though? And I did it pretty much upon meeting her too.

[bestrobin]

Does it matter?

She isn't a good judge of humor.

[supersweet]

Says you? Are you a good judge of humour?

[bestrobin]

Of course I am.

( He's not. )

[supersweet]

Prove it.

[bestrobin]

How do you expect me to do that, Jon?

[supersweet]

Make a joke. Make me laugh.

[bestrobin]

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.