[video] un; thunderer

[worldsaway]

[When the feed flicks on, Thor's face engulfs it before he notes to move it back a little more. He's alright with technology, but not great.]

Hello. [He says, and he needs to pause because he feels like he's talking to himself.]

In amongst recent.. events, I thought it might be of some use to offer training in strength and combat. We are well protected, to be sure, but a new start in life can be enriched with new skills. If you are interested in learning, I can make myself available.

And on that note- [The camera shifts as he stands, and he swivels it to pan over a sad, indoor collection of potted plants. All in varying states of death. It's a horror movie for plant-based life forms.]

In the interest of learning new skills, I have begun to garden. I am aware it has not gone to plan. [He swivels the camera back to himself, unimpressed.]

I need a hardy plant, one that can withstand my novice abilities. I've no care for something pretty, I just want it to live. [The saddest request he's ever made, he's sure.]

If you have experience in this area, I'd be interested to know why my plants have made a murderer of me. I can provide coffee for your services.


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Comments

[worldsaway]

Would I tend to them as I tend to living plants? [Because it really looks like you've done a whole lot of tending there, Thor.]

I pursued gardening as a hobby because I was told it was soothing, yet I have not seen such desolation in my entire life. [When all else fails, turn to dramatics.] I had also heard there is satisfaction in a job well done, when something you've nurtured from a seed grows into something impressive.

Like a child.

[He pauses.] With less screaming.

[amelioraate]

Yup. [ is he obnoxious and popping that 'p'? maybe. maybe he is.

the mention of Thor trying gardening because it is soothing makes Tony laugh though. yeah, maybe you should try.. knitting or something there. something where there is no corpses left behind, plants or not.]

Well, I can agree with the second part, it is pretty awesome to see something grown from nothing, though my experience is more with machines than plants. However, I can create ... training plants I guess? Or maybe you should try knitting. That would also be a good one.

[ no really, knit a cosy for Mjolnir or something. that would be great.]

And maybe... yeah, avoid the kid thing.

[ he wants to point out that Loki is child-sized right now, but he doesn't.]

[worldsaway]

Two brothers and a sister is more than enough for me. [He's aware that Loki is a child. He's had breakfast with him, he's been woken up by him, he's had the full older brother experience.]

Knitting is for elder maids, Stark. If you have want of a scarf, you'd do well to purchase one instead.