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Thor Odinson ([personal profile] worldsaway) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-06-18 03:02 pm

[video] un; thunderer

[When the feed flicks on, Thor's face engulfs it before he notes to move it back a little more. He's alright with technology, but not great.]

Hello. [He says, and he needs to pause because he feels like he's talking to himself.]

In amongst recent.. events, I thought it might be of some use to offer training in strength and combat. We are well protected, to be sure, but a new start in life can be enriched with new skills. If you are interested in learning, I can make myself available.

And on that note- [The camera shifts as he stands, and he swivels it to pan over a sad, indoor collection of potted plants. All in varying states of death. It's a horror movie for plant-based life forms.]

In the interest of learning new skills, I have begun to garden. I am aware it has not gone to plan. [He swivels the camera back to himself, unimpressed.]

I need a hardy plant, one that can withstand my novice abilities. I've no care for something pretty, I just want it to live. [The saddest request he's ever made, he's sure.]

If you have experience in this area, I'd be interested to know why my plants have made a murderer of me. I can provide coffee for your services.


[[ooc: Here is the log to accompany this post.]]
onthehalfshell: (prawnkus3)

Text | UN: wikus.vandermerve

[personal profile] onthehalfshell 2017-06-20 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit, man, sorry about your plants. I'll be back in the apartment soon if you want help taking care of them.

[He doesn't have the greenest of green thumbs, but he's pretty sure he can do better than that.]

Also I've got a whole new body right now. Do you think you could help train me to I guess use it correctly?

[He's got the basics like walking down, but he knows he hasn't figured out the full capabilities of his Prawn body.]
onthehalfshell: (prawnkus3)

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[personal profile] onthehalfshell 2017-06-27 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Survival of the fittest, hey?

I guess you could say I'm like a bug-man now? Actually here:


[Attachment: Awkward selfie of Wikus's new Prawn self.]
onthehalfshell: (prawnkus)

[personal profile] onthehalfshell 2017-06-28 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Got on the wrong side of some alien technology, you know how it goes.

[Wikus likes to talk casually about the whole incident to ignore just how traumatizing it was at the time.]
onthehalfshell: (prawnkus3)

[personal profile] onthehalfshell 2017-07-04 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That's great! Thanks man.

What times are you free?