[video] un; thunderer

[worldsaway]

[When the feed flicks on, Thor's face engulfs it before he notes to move it back a little more. He's alright with technology, but not great.]

Hello. [He says, and he needs to pause because he feels like he's talking to himself.]

In amongst recent.. events, I thought it might be of some use to offer training in strength and combat. We are well protected, to be sure, but a new start in life can be enriched with new skills. If you are interested in learning, I can make myself available.

And on that note- [The camera shifts as he stands, and he swivels it to pan over a sad, indoor collection of potted plants. All in varying states of death. It's a horror movie for plant-based life forms.]

In the interest of learning new skills, I have begun to garden. I am aware it has not gone to plan. [He swivels the camera back to himself, unimpressed.]

I need a hardy plant, one that can withstand my novice abilities. I've no care for something pretty, I just want it to live. [The saddest request he's ever made, he's sure.]

If you have experience in this area, I'd be interested to know why my plants have made a murderer of me. I can provide coffee for your services.


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[anotheroldsoldier]

[Yikes. Your little garden, Thor. That is sad. Not that Bucky's ever done any gardening himself, but...]

Did someone tell you to get a hobby, too? Why gardening?

[worldsaway]

I was told it would be soothing, but it has caused more stress than any battle I've ever witnessed. Far more carnage, too.

[anotheroldsoldier]

Never seemed all that soothing to me. Then again, I don't have much of a green thumb. I'm thinking about taking up fishing, personally.

[worldsaway]

Nor do I, by the looks of it. [He really does sound disappointed.] If you're looking to fish with company, I've quite a knack for it.

[He fishes with a spear, though.]

[anotheroldsoldier]

[Aw buddy. That's sort of sad.] Have you tried a cactus? I think it's hard to kill those. [Not that. He would know.]

I could always use company. I heard there are huge catfish out in the river and people stick their arms down in the mud holes to pull them out. [Noodling. Bucky wants to go noodling.]