[video] un; thunderer

[worldsaway]

[When the feed flicks on, Thor's face engulfs it before he notes to move it back a little more. He's alright with technology, but not great.]

Hello. [He says, and he needs to pause because he feels like he's talking to himself.]

In amongst recent.. events, I thought it might be of some use to offer training in strength and combat. We are well protected, to be sure, but a new start in life can be enriched with new skills. If you are interested in learning, I can make myself available.

And on that note- [The camera shifts as he stands, and he swivels it to pan over a sad, indoor collection of potted plants. All in varying states of death. It's a horror movie for plant-based life forms.]

In the interest of learning new skills, I have begun to garden. I am aware it has not gone to plan. [He swivels the camera back to himself, unimpressed.]

I need a hardy plant, one that can withstand my novice abilities. I've no care for something pretty, I just want it to live. [The saddest request he's ever made, he's sure.]

If you have experience in this area, I'd be interested to know why my plants have made a murderer of me. I can provide coffee for your services.


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Comments

[worldsaway]

We have no guns in my world, but I must admit I have been curious about wielding one.

I can teach you defense without such weapons, if it interests you.

shh this is how he always looked

[shadowstepped]

[It had seemed to him that most everyone here came from a country or era more advanced in technology than what he knows, and so his curiosity is piqued by such a claim.]

If you don't have guns, then what do you fight with, sir?

it's ok thor hasn't seen his face yet

[worldsaway]

I fight with a hammer.

[shadowstepped]

A hammer?

[It sounds barbarous to him, incongruous with the man's appearance and manner of speech.]

Where I'm from, it's been a long while since wars were fought with tools like that.

[worldsaway]

It's not commonplace where I come from, but then again, it's not a normal hammer.

Swords, bows and arrows and spears are normal.

[shadowstepped]

I don't know how well any of that suits me, if I'm being honest.

[worldsaway]

I did not mean to impress upon you that these weapons are a necessity. My intent with these lessons is to teach hand-to-hand combat, primarily.

[shadowstepped]

You're talking about fistfights, sir?