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Thor Odinson ([personal profile] worldsaway) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-06-18 03:02 pm

[video] un; thunderer

[When the feed flicks on, Thor's face engulfs it before he notes to move it back a little more. He's alright with technology, but not great.]

Hello. [He says, and he needs to pause because he feels like he's talking to himself.]

In amongst recent.. events, I thought it might be of some use to offer training in strength and combat. We are well protected, to be sure, but a new start in life can be enriched with new skills. If you are interested in learning, I can make myself available.

And on that note- [The camera shifts as he stands, and he swivels it to pan over a sad, indoor collection of potted plants. All in varying states of death. It's a horror movie for plant-based life forms.]

In the interest of learning new skills, I have begun to garden. I am aware it has not gone to plan. [He swivels the camera back to himself, unimpressed.]

I need a hardy plant, one that can withstand my novice abilities. I've no care for something pretty, I just want it to live. [The saddest request he's ever made, he's sure.]

If you have experience in this area, I'd be interested to know why my plants have made a murderer of me. I can provide coffee for your services.


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scholiast: <user name=oolongteamix site=tumblr.com> (☆ most powerful wizard)

[personal profile] scholiast 2017-06-26 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Duly noted.

(He's very proper about this, isn't he? Lucretia hides a smile behind her hand.) I vaguely know how to throw a punch, but that's it in terms of physical power.
scholiast: <user name=wheresmytabletpen site=tumblr.com> (☆ i dont like lup what are you)

[personal profile] scholiast 2017-07-02 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Alright.

I don't have work tomorrow, but I understand if that's too soon a notice.