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Thor Odinson ([personal profile] worldsaway) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-06-18 03:02 pm

[video] un; thunderer

[When the feed flicks on, Thor's face engulfs it before he notes to move it back a little more. He's alright with technology, but not great.]

Hello. [He says, and he needs to pause because he feels like he's talking to himself.]

In amongst recent.. events, I thought it might be of some use to offer training in strength and combat. We are well protected, to be sure, but a new start in life can be enriched with new skills. If you are interested in learning, I can make myself available.

And on that note- [The camera shifts as he stands, and he swivels it to pan over a sad, indoor collection of potted plants. All in varying states of death. It's a horror movie for plant-based life forms.]

In the interest of learning new skills, I have begun to garden. I am aware it has not gone to plan. [He swivels the camera back to himself, unimpressed.]

I need a hardy plant, one that can withstand my novice abilities. I've no care for something pretty, I just want it to live. [The saddest request he's ever made, he's sure.]

If you have experience in this area, I'd be interested to know why my plants have made a murderer of me. I can provide coffee for your services.


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[personal profile] fearofspiders 2017-07-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[ she looks immediately sympathetic, a hand going to her chest. ]

That is very sad, monsieur. You have my condolences — nothing disappoints the heart more than a passionate flame that burns out even itself. But can you really say you should not have lit this flame at all? You keep at least the memories of its warmth with you.
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[personal profile] fearofspiders 2017-07-19 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
That is understandable.

But oh, monsieur, I do hope you are right. Perhaps my wistfulness is insensitive in the face of your story — but I feel so very certain he would love to meet you, and probably feel a strong urge to test his skill to yours. I suspect he would embarrass himself delightfully.
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[personal profile] fearofspiders 2017-07-20 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I am sure I would be remiss not to say that he would give you some challenge, I hope. Still, no one has mistaken him for a god.

[ a pause, where she realizes she is ... going on at great length about a guy who isn't here, to a guy who is probably being polite to care. with a sigh: ] Ah, but we will see that when and if we get there. And in the meantime, you'll tell me the next time you put on some fight for me to watch, won't you?
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[personal profile] fearofspiders 2017-07-22 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Au revoir, mon loulou. Until then.