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[dothelokimotion]

[ The best way to deal with crippling revelations is to make inane posts. Well. Maybe not so inane since he is genuinely lost. ]

What is the different between a boyfriend and a boy friend? Are there various levels of friendship that are distinguished by sex? The online literature on this subject is perplexing in nature. How does one earn these titles?

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[dothelokimotion]

[ Huh. ]

Why would I?

[ikols]

What about me screams 'I have never been to Midgard'!?

[dothelokimotion]

I couldn't tell. I'm not well-versed in these things.

[ read: he's an asshole and this is funny. ]

[ikols]

[ HE IS AN ASSHOLE AND THIS ISN'T FUNNY. Loki's rep!! ]

Who SO POORLY introduced you to the term in question??

[dothelokimotion]

A man named Leonard McCoy. Apparently people no longer use the term lover. It is too archaic.

[ikols]

[ McCoy, ur on his shit list. ]

Call them what they are, One Night Stands.

[dothelokimotion]

I thought that would be prostitution. Did Midgard invent new terms for everything?

[ikols]

NOT UNLESS YOU ARE GETTING PAID

[dothelokimotion]

Perhaps I shall invest some money to procure you a boy friend then.

[ikols]

Being a facetious whelp is really helping you talk yourself out of something I had planned.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Damn. That piques his curiosity. ]

What have you planned?

[ikols]

[ HAH. ]

You're no longer invited.

[dothelokimotion]

[ "Invited" implies a place or an event. ]

Oh dear. I suppose I will make do with paying Stark to explain these one night stands with me.

[ikols]

[ His life is a sitcom nightmare, that's what this is. ]

Which Stark? Why in Odin's name are you PAYING that man for ANYTHING???

[dothelokimotion]

Both, perhaps. After all, I do not know what the rules are to these strange and mysterious new customs. I must start somewhere.

[ikols]

You are winning no games, striking no blows except those LITERALLY against yourself.

[dothelokimotion]

And yet, I'm enjoying myself completely.

[ikols]

Enjoy it while it lasts.

[dothelokimotion]

I plan to. In fact, I believe that's how enjoyment works.

Why are you so bothered? I'm hardly your concern unless it is a concern for the damage I could cause.

[ikols]

You'll notice how the Starks don't go around asking people what a plug socket is.

[dothelokimotion]

[ So this is about reputation. ]

They might benefit from time to time if they did.

Besides, I hardly care for my reputation in Midgardian culture and romantic entanglements. Humans are far more creative in that area than I.

[ikols]

You sound like an idiot by Asgardian standards too.

[dothelokimotion]

[ This is an odd benefit that Loki has not predicted. Which is worrying because he does not know what to make of it either. ]

Even better.

[ikols]

[ You are worse than the Boy. ]

You sound like FANDRAL.

[dothelokimotion]

Oh my. You have truly wounded me. How will I ever recover.