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[inebriety]

[Did your non-American character think that because they weren't even on Earth they could get away from the obnoxious 4th of July posts? Think again!]







God bless President Cap. I hope you have a good 8 years. And happy Independence Day folks.

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[divulsion]

[There's a bit of cackling from Wanda before she manages to respond.]

Don't tell me he actually said that.

[inebriety]

It was part of his first speech to the nation. It was filmed from all angles and in HD.

[divulsion]

Do you have many videos of the team from your world? More speeches?

[inebriety]

Not as many speeches as I'd like, but we've been very busy. He had a particularly good line years ago that I wish we managed to catch on camera instead of just on the comms. He asked a Chitauri if he thought the A on his head stood for France.

[divulsion]

Sounds like a "You had to be there" sort of moment. What about the others though? Or videos of your world?

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[inebriety]

I might have recorded something on the armour give me a moment.

[inebriety]

[He takes a moment to check what footage is on there... and outside of a couple of fights there's nothing really he can show her since they don't really socialise outside of saving the world. Instead he has a lot of videos of him and Anthony.]

Okay nothing worth showing you unless you want to see the battles. But I could tell you about them if you'd like?

[divulsion]

I wouldn't mind setting a battle, if it's not any trouble. Hearing about any of them would be interesting as well...

[Please don't tell her that his Wanda has kids also. She's only just gotten used to it with Billy.]

[inebriety]

[Luckily for Wanda, he's never going to tell her anything about her counterpart.]

I'll try find something with a decent view. But in the meantime I'll wax poetic about Thor. He's a giant hippie and he hates everything I stand for, but he thinks I'm the best capitalist. The President had to double his foreign aid budget to get him to join us at first, but he stuck around because he likes to hang out with me.

[Fun fact: Pay a little attention to him and Tony will tell you everything.]

[divulsion]

You two sound like an unlikely pair. I'm surprised that the President was responsible for pay, however. By the time I joined the Avengers we were being supported by, well, you. Our version of you in our world.

What do you two do when you hang out?

[inebriety]

I did for a while too, but it's easier when the team isn't considered a private army.

Party, get drunk, the usual stuff for two guys.

[divulsion]

Good point.

[One she doesn't care to discuss in depth. Not with the Sokovia Accords lingering in the back of her mind.]

Somehow I find it hard to believe that things were simply normal with Iron Man and Thor from Asgard out on the town.

[inebriety]

[If anyone brought it up to him, he would have laughed in their face.]

Well I did have to hush up a little bit. He takes his environmentalism thing far too seriously.

[divulsion]

By too seriously do you mean that he cares about it at all or are we talking about a fanatic?

[inebriety]

As in he's done demonstrations with Greenpeace and is just a huge hippie.

[divulsion]

At some point you and I should sit down so you can tell me about all of the teammates we have in common. The differences are fascinating.

[inebriety]

Anything for you, darling.

[He'll have to mentally prepare himself to talk about all the dead people, but he'll do it to make her happy.]

[divulsion]

Careful, Tony, I just may take you up on that.

In the meantime, why don't you drop by for dinner sometime this week? Sam and I always make enough for an extra guest or two no matter what day it is.

[inebriety]

It would be my pleasure.

[He's not showing up unless Wanda specifically makes him because why eat when he could drink instead.]