text; stark

[inebriety]

[Did your non-American character think that because they weren't even on Earth they could get away from the obnoxious 4th of July posts? Think again!]







God bless President Cap. I hope you have a good 8 years. And happy Independence Day folks.

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un: scarlet, text;

[divulsion]

[There's a bit of cackling from Wanda before she manages to respond.]

Don't tell me he actually said that.

[inebriety]

It was part of his first speech to the nation. It was filmed from all angles and in HD.

text @doom

[metalmenace]

I hate everything about this.

[inebriety]

[Guess who doesn't remember meeting him at all due to event related shenanigans.]

Is this goat legs? Are you alive again?

text, @widowmaker

[distort]

Please. Was this necessary?

[inebriety]

Absolutely. It is every American citizen's sacred duty to ensure every single person in the universe knows about this truly important day.

text; @falconwings

[wingedman]

[Sam would never abuse his powers to do anything like asking a bald eagle to look impressive while he takes a picture of it.]



God bless the USA.

[inebriety]

[Why Sam hasn't abused his powers and gotten the birds to all fly in formation is the real question here.]

Needs the flag in the background.

We should ask Thor to bless our country too.

text; un: fresh.heir

[heirlift]

hahah is that captain america? that's pretty cool. as long as will smith doesn't show up!

to be honest though, i totally forgot about the 4th of july, so happy independence day i guess? i don't remember really saying that ever but there's nothing wrong with having a happy day anyway.

[inebriety]

President Captain America to the rest of us.

Wouldn't Will Smith showing up be a good thing? He'll be saving us from an alien invasion after all.

[ video | un: trickster ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Time to put this outfit to good use. ]

God bless America!

[inebriety]

Saved.

You've blessed the country, we're never forgetting that.

[Tony easily accepted Thor's godhood so Loki is no exception.]

video; un: sg.rogers

[livingsymbol]

Tony?

[And here is the sound of concern.]

Did something happen?

[inebriety]

[Steve is the lucky one who gets a video response. He looks better than last time if a little confused.]

I remembered to fulfil my patriotic duty in celebrating America's hottest president. Was something else supposed to happen? Wait, did I promise fireworks?

text, un: j.k.;

[aeturnus]

President Cap? Shouldn't it be Captain President? Or is your president's name just unfortunate this term.

[inebriety]

President Cap rolls off the tongue a lot more easily. It's also fitting when you elect a national icon rather than the actual person.

audio, @jb.barnes, icon keywords totally appropriate

[anotheroldsoldier]

[It's actually an accidental reply. He hadn't meant to hit the reply button. The response is just a drawn out groan, and,] Oh my god, why.

[inebriety]

Because it's the 4th of July?

text; @angela

[hevenly]

So the American people will elect that man, but they will not elect Loki.

[ Not that Loki really wanted to be president, but Angela worked on his campaign nonetheless. ]

[inebriety]

I suspect his history of villainy worked against him there and he had a poorly organised campaign.

un: w. graham

[ex_this_ismydesign36]

[ He was going to just let it pass but ... nah. ]

I thought I worked with some patriotic people at Quantico, but I am fairly certain you just out did even them.

[inebriety]

Thank you for the compliment. ;)

text | un: RE-L124C41+

[realimperfect]

Started on the stash early this morning I see.

[inebriety]

What makes you think I ever stopped?

text | un: iron.man

[buildsomething]

...president what now

[inebriety]

[At least this one isn't having a midlife crisis with their username.]

I know you can read.

text; un: stark.naked

[amelioraate]

[ there are a lot of things that he could respond to in this really. but he will focus on the most important bit.]

... he would say that, wouldn't he.

[ look, it is almost like he is trying for civil.

[inebriety]

[And then there's that midlife crisis username.]

So they're more alike than I thought because I find yours uncharacteristically polite.

text | un: vakarian

[dispenserofjustice]

So why exactly is the 4th of July such a big deal?

[inebriety]

[Imagine the whole DOI was typed out here. All of it was typed ridiculously fast almost like someone might have copy pasted the whole document.]

That was signed today.

Voice; @the.boneless

[ragnarsson]

Is this one of those holiday things that cropped up at some point in the thousand years since I was around?

[Confused Viking is very confused.]

[inebriety]

That's a rhetorical question but I'll say yes anyway.

text; un redwidow

[krasnaya_vdova]

he seriously said that? how did Cap end up president?

and that's a whole lot of patriotism. why not just settle for fireworks?

[inebriety]

[Tony is instantly wary after reading the name. Anything potentially connected to the Black Widow was always going to bring up bad memories.]

Reed killed most of congress and no one liked the potential replacements so they wrote Steve down instead.

Fireworks aren't patriotic enough. Your handlers didn't teach you enough about us?