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[inebriety]

[Did your non-American character think that because they weren't even on Earth they could get away from the obnoxious 4th of July posts? Think again!]







God bless President Cap. I hope you have a good 8 years. And happy Independence Day folks.

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[wingedman]

[Sam would never abuse his powers to do anything like asking a bald eagle to look impressive while he takes a picture of it.]



God bless the USA.

[inebriety]

[Why Sam hasn't abused his powers and gotten the birds to all fly in formation is the real question here.]

Needs the flag in the background.

We should ask Thor to bless our country too.

[wingedman]

Look, it was hard enough to find an eagle around here. I don't have any flag-finding powers.

Do you think he does blessings?

[inebriety]

Uncle Sam is disappointed in you, Sam.

Mine did if I made a big enough donation to Greenpeace.