text; stark

[inebriety]

[Did your non-American character think that because they weren't even on Earth they could get away from the obnoxious 4th of July posts? Think again!]







God bless President Cap. I hope you have a good 8 years. And happy Independence Day folks.

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text @doom

[metalmenace]

I hate everything about this.

[inebriety]

[Guess who doesn't remember meeting him at all due to event related shenanigans.]

Is this goat legs? Are you alive again?

[metalmenace]

Goat legs? What are you on about? Are you drunk again?

[inebriety]

What does my sobriety or lack thereof have to do with anything?

[Spoilers: He is.]

[metalmenace]

The fact that you called me goat legs is one reason. I'd say the large quantities of patriotism is another, but you are American, so I'll disregard that for now.

[inebriety]

Doctor Doom has goat legs in my universe and the other guy looks like me so it's a reasonable assumption to make. Although I was guessing your identity, your familiarity with me means I'm right.

[metalmenace]

Why?

[He thought things were bad enough with baboon Doom. Clearly, the multiverse wants to inform him that he's the superior version.]

You'll find that sometimes there's drastic variations between counterparts from different universes. Not that I've seen much variation between you and the Stark I'm familiar with beyond levels of sobriety.

[inebriety]

And you're explaining the multiversal theory to me so that arrogance is still the same.

[Come on, he's still Tony Stark.]

[metalmenace]

It seemed clear to me that you needed a refresher if you thought that I would be like the Victor von Doom you seem to know of.

[Don't mind him, he's still Very Upset about the goat legs.]

[inebriety]

Your name is actually Doom? Did you get voted most likely to become a supervillain in high school?

[He doesn't know what's better, the name or Goaty McGoatlegs.]

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[ikols]

[ Never letting this go. Goat legs. ]

HAHAHAHAHA