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[inebriety]

[Did your non-American character think that because they weren't even on Earth they could get away from the obnoxious 4th of July posts? Think again!]







God bless President Cap. I hope you have a good 8 years. And happy Independence Day folks.

Comments

[inebriety]

[At least this one isn't having a midlife crisis with their username.]

I know you can read.

[buildsomething]

Comprehension isn't the problem, understanding is. Unless your Cap is pretty damn different from mine.

[inebriety]

Grumpy old man having trouble adjusting to the 21st Century? Talks constantly about the good old days? Prefers hitting over talking things over?

y/n?

[buildsomething]

He's adjusted pretty decently, actually.

Just not so much with the any good at politics. Unless you count destroying things.

[inebriety]

You'll find it works surprisingly well. I know, I had to see it to believe it.

[buildsomething]

What, punching people as political discourse? It's novel, I grant you. And probably something a lot of people have wanted to do.

[inebriety]

It probably wouldn't be as effective coming from anyone else, but my god he looks majestic threatening politicians to do as he says.

[buildsomething]

...okay yeah, I can see that.

And it actually works?

[inebriety]

The average politician is a balding old man. They're not going to be able to do much when he's right there.

Also he has people like us to smooth over any ruffled feathers.

[buildsomething]

Yeah, I don't know about your political situation, but they don't tend to like me any better. Something about publicly calling senators assclowns.

[inebriety]

You haven't bankrolled enough of them that it doesn't matter? I thought we were supposed to be better prepared than that.

[His universe is also more desperate for their help, but still.]

[buildsomething]

Politicians? Christ no, that's more of a clusterfuck than I need. Not a game I want to get involved in any more than I have to.

[inebriety]

I do highly recommend it for whenever someone thinks politics are a good way to take us or our team down.

[buildsomething]

[Too late...]

I will...keep that in mind.