text; stark

[inebriety]

[Did your non-American character think that because they weren't even on Earth they could get away from the obnoxious 4th of July posts? Think again!]







God bless President Cap. I hope you have a good 8 years. And happy Independence Day folks.

Comments

[inebriety]

I'm going to let the implication that I don't seem like a helpful person pass because I've proven you wrong.

[dispenserofjustice]

That's not really what I was trying to imply. It's more like the explanation itself doesn't make me ask more questions, being so unfamiliar with Earth and all.

[inebriety]

So you actually read the whole thing in an effort to understand?

[Well he wasn't expecting that because he wasn't trying to be helpful.]

[dispenserofjustice]

[He suspects as much. Best way to undermine someone trying to be an ass is either be serious or oblivious.]

It's relatively important, even if it is way out of date, I suppose.

[inebriety]

Remove the 'relatively' and you'd be right.

[dispenserofjustice]

But the importance is relative, isn't it?

[inebriety]

Not really. You can claim ignorance, but the importance remains the same.

[dispenserofjustice]

I wouldn't say ignorance. More like "not applicable."

[inebriety]

Same thing. To-may-to, to-mah-to.

[dispenserofjustice]

Not to sound like I am repeating myself, but uh? What?

[inebriety]

Never heard of the fruit?