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[inebriety]

[Did your non-American character think that because they weren't even on Earth they could get away from the obnoxious 4th of July posts? Think again!]







God bless President Cap. I hope you have a good 8 years. And happy Independence Day folks.

Comments

[inebriety]

President Cap rolls off the tongue a lot more easily. It's also fitting when you elect a national icon rather than the actual person.

[aeturnus]

His politics must be stunning.

[ Electing for sensationalism over their stances on current issues has worked so well in the past... ]

[inebriety]

He has no policies.

[It's horrifying, but also great to watch.]

[aeturnus]

Okay. What?

[ It's funny but also: what???? This guy trots around with a perfect American accent but if anyone asks he'd probably claim to be Italian so this is just like watching from afar. What's your excuse, born-and-bred? ]

[inebriety]

Write-in candidate. He has nothing because he didn't plan on getting the job. Unless you count punching things...

[aeturnus]

How's your country feel about that?

[inebriety]

Ecstatic.

[aeturnus]

Guess if they voted for someone like that, they probably are. Not really my style.

[inebriety]

Nor mine, but highly entertaining to watch.

[aeturnus]

Thus the highly enthusiastic shoutout.

i have missed so many tags sorry!

[inebriety]

It would have been enthusiastic even if he wasn't my President.

No worries!

[aeturnus]

Just a fan of his lack of politics?

[inebriety]

A fan in general.

[aeturnus]

Because of the national icon thing? He seems pretty alright.

[inebriety]

His personality is a bonus, but it's his physique that's the main draw.

[Also Tony genuinely looks up to the man, but that isn't something to really say to anyone else.]

[aeturnus]

Oh yeah? Hard to tell with just a head shot.

[inebriety]

Then if you ever get the chance to meet Steve Rogers be sure to check out his ass.

[Mostly because he thinks Steve would find it uncomfortable.]

[aeturnus]

[ Okay, yeah, he's gonna laugh at that. ]

Steve Rogers. Got it. Sexually harass another world's president.

[inebriety]

No need to respect someone else's president, right?

[aeturnus]

Yeah, world leaders don't need no respect!

[inebriety]

They need to be reminded they're only human every now and then.

[aeturnus]

It's a nice ass at least, right?

[inebriety]

Peak of human potential.

[aeturnus]

Ha! Good sales line.