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[inebriety]

[Did your non-American character think that because they weren't even on Earth they could get away from the obnoxious 4th of July posts? Think again!]







God bless President Cap. I hope you have a good 8 years. And happy Independence Day folks.

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[distort]

Ah, monsieur, sometimes we are not given the choice in such things. Truly, one of the great tragedies.

[inebriety]

[Ah, French. Does she somehow know about Steve's weird hate for France and is reacting accordingly or what? However it does makes him feel a lot better even though she already told him that she's not Russian.]

And yet you chose to speak to me.

[distort]

Someone had to be sure you knew exactly how offensive on the eyes this proclamation was. I was only, as they say, taking one for the team.

[inebriety]

That's still willingly. I'm already starting to grow on you.

[distort]

Oui, monsieur, like a tumor. Quite the accomplishment.

[inebriety]

[That is a horribly apt analogy.]

It probably is why I have one.

[distort]

Do you? I would give my condolences, but I am afraid by now you would see directly through them.

[inebriety]

That's fine I managed to apply the saying 'when life gives you lemons make lemonade' to it.

I weaponized it.

[distort]

[ what. ]

And how did you manage that?

[inebriety]

I talked to it and he talked back.

[distort]

I see we have moved past the point at which you would consider giving me reasonable answers. [ that's fair. she probably deserves that. ]

[inebriety]

We're in another universe and you find that hard to believe?

[distort]

Somehow, yes, I find this hard to believe. I do not believe there is any universe in which that might be reasonable.

[inebriety]

That's the line you draw? Your world must be so boring.

[distort]

And yet, so clearly a more appreciable world than one with talking tumors.

[inebriety]

[And because of that she is going to be spammed with fake advertisements from an irate brain tumour son for the rest of the day.]

He's very adorable, I won't have you slandering him.