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[inebriety]

[Did your non-American character think that because they weren't even on Earth they could get away from the obnoxious 4th of July posts? Think again!]







God bless President Cap. I hope you have a good 8 years. And happy Independence Day folks.

Comments

[inebriety]

President Captain America to the rest of us.

Wouldn't Will Smith showing up be a good thing? He'll be saving us from an alien invasion after all.

[heirlift]

i mean sure but it'll be better if he doesn't have to save us from the aliens to begin with.

i just got here! it would be kind of nice to settle in before the next apocalypse.

[inebriety]

Then you'll be happy to know that there hasn't been any since I've arrived nor have I heard of any outside of us showing up.

[heirlift]

i kind of am! not that i'm alien racist or anything, some of my friends are aliens.
it's just when they try to blow the earth up.

i'm john by the way. it's nice to meet you and also to see some things from old earth again. i think i needed that!

[inebriety]

Tony. And you're very welcome. I wouldn't want you to get homesick, but it's nice keeping little things like this going.

[heirlift]

uh. wait so like millionaire tony stark or just a guy with the same name?

[inebriety]

Billionaire. I have a net worth significantly higher than a mere million.

[heirlift]

i stand corrected. hey, that's pretty cool! never thought i'd get to meet a guy like you. so are there a lot of famous people here, or just you?

[inebriety]

I'm the only real A-lister, but there's a few minor celebrities around.

[Tony pls.]

[heirlift]

like who? is captain america actually here? i thought it was joke but if he is, that's cool! he's my favorite.

[inebriety]

That is cold, see if I introduce you now.

[heirlift]

that's not what i meant!! you're cool too, but i can only have one favorite.

[inebriety]

You're still saying you think he's better.

[heirlift]

i'll make you a deal, get a cool shield and you can be my favorite!

[inebriety]

His shield is a circle how is that cool?

[heirlift]

that's what makes it so classic! so symbolic! like the bat signal, it's so simple but everyone knows what it is.

[inebriety]

[He doesn't know what the bat signal is, but it sounds stupid.]

That's why I have my color scheme. No matter how many upgrades I do, it's recognisable.

[heirlift]

the american flag is pretty recognizable too...

hey don't worry about it though! i bet you have way more fans now, after... uh
everything that happened, or at least what happened in my timeline. :B

[ Smooth. ]

[inebriety]

You'll have to be more specific, there's more than one represented here.

[heirlift]

more than one what, american flag?

[inebriety]

Timeline. I'm not the only me here so whatever you know might not even apply to me specifically.