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[inebriety]

[Did your non-American character think that because they weren't even on Earth they could get away from the obnoxious 4th of July posts? Think again!]







God bless President Cap. I hope you have a good 8 years. And happy Independence Day folks.

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[distort]

Truly, you have built for yourself a conundrum. But one cannot simply sit at a crossroads. What is your answer?

[inebriety]

My answer would be yes, but until I can I'll be here to be an annoyance.

:)

[distort]

They do say Americans can be fickle. If it takes you years to return home again, I wonder if you will still be celebrating this date.

[inebriety]

Haven't you heard of the saying 'absence makes the heart grow fonder'?

[distort]

Oh? I did not think that would apply to you. Your trends are so short-lived, even your leadership is short-lived.

[inebriety]

And you sound overly invested. What are you a Russian from the Cold War or something?

[distort]

No, I have simply had the dubious pleasure of knowing quite a few of you.

[inebriety]

We are an obnoxious lot, but it clearly hasn't deterred you if you've made the acquaintance of a few.

[distort]

Ah, monsieur, sometimes we are not given the choice in such things. Truly, one of the great tragedies.

[inebriety]

[Ah, French. Does she somehow know about Steve's weird hate for France and is reacting accordingly or what? However it does makes him feel a lot better even though she already told him that she's not Russian.]

And yet you chose to speak to me.

[distort]

Someone had to be sure you knew exactly how offensive on the eyes this proclamation was. I was only, as they say, taking one for the team.

[inebriety]

That's still willingly. I'm already starting to grow on you.

[distort]

Oui, monsieur, like a tumor. Quite the accomplishment.

[inebriety]

[That is a horribly apt analogy.]

It probably is why I have one.

[distort]

Do you? I would give my condolences, but I am afraid by now you would see directly through them.

[inebriety]

That's fine I managed to apply the saying 'when life gives you lemons make lemonade' to it.

I weaponized it.

[distort]

[ what. ]

And how did you manage that?

[inebriety]

I talked to it and he talked back.

[distort]

I see we have moved past the point at which you would consider giving me reasonable answers. [ that's fair. she probably deserves that. ]

[inebriety]

We're in another universe and you find that hard to believe?

[distort]

Somehow, yes, I find this hard to believe. I do not believe there is any universe in which that might be reasonable.

[inebriety]

That's the line you draw? Your world must be so boring.

[distort]

And yet, so clearly a more appreciable world than one with talking tumors.

[inebriety]

[And because of that she is going to be spammed with fake advertisements from an irate brain tumour son for the rest of the day.]

He's very adorable, I won't have you slandering him.