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[hardedged]

[ jessica jones doesn't want to be here. yes, she sat through the orientation video, as crapass and cheesy as it was, and told the assholes who greeted her that this was a mistake. she doesn't need to be rescued or sent to a new home, but despite her demand to return to her world, she would have to wait. it's difficult to navigate the portal, they inform her, and they ask for her patience. too bad that she lacks any.

a few hours after her arrival, jess decides to grace the network with her presence. what else is there to do while she waits around in a city on the fucking moon? ]

i didn't sign up for this star trek narnia bullshit. how long does it take to fix this goddamn portal?

and where can i find a decent drink in this shithole?

[ #priorities ]

Comments

[jettisons]

[#relatable, Jessica.]

That makes two of us.
How long have you been here?

[hardedged]

a few hours. which is already long enough.

[jettisons]

Welcome to the party. Anything try to kill you yet?

[hardedged]

no. jesus. that a thing here?

[jettisons]

Yep. Stay inside the city and you won't have issues, or so they tell me.

[hardedged]

yeah. like i trust the assholes in charge.