text | un: j.jones

[hardedged]

[ jessica jones doesn't want to be here. yes, she sat through the orientation video, as crapass and cheesy as it was, and told the assholes who greeted her that this was a mistake. she doesn't need to be rescued or sent to a new home, but despite her demand to return to her world, she would have to wait. it's difficult to navigate the portal, they inform her, and they ask for her patience. too bad that she lacks any.

a few hours after her arrival, jess decides to grace the network with her presence. what else is there to do while she waits around in a city on the fucking moon? ]

i didn't sign up for this star trek narnia bullshit. how long does it take to fix this goddamn portal?

and where can i find a decent drink in this shithole?

[ #priorities ]

Comments

text | username: bigbad

[idolpire]

Depends on if you want an actual shithole or somewhere posh. Know of a few holes in the wall that don't care about much other than the color of your money. That about do, or you want a mimosa and brunch?

text; un: stranger.things

[potentialed]

You haven't been to many "shitholes" if you think this place counts as one.

text @frankenstein

[500gallontank]

far as I know no one's working on the fucking portal

drink depends on how much privacy you want and how many tits you want shoved in your face

[Someone is not a fan of the kinkier establishments, ok.]

text | un: stonerwolf

[willinglychanged]

I mean there's this place called the Quarantine... which I'm kinda hoping serves drinks cause I'm the new bartender??

text | un: blake

[jettisons]

Let me know when you find out.
My bet is on never.

text; @meow

[maskerading]

The portal isn't broken, just very fickle. Apparently.

text; @altin

[bringbackgold]

I've known people who left this place, so it's entirely possible.

text; un: ghostking

[deathkid]

depends on what you want to drink
as for the portal...
i've been here for three months, i think?
it's been taking a while
(ie, too long)