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[ jessica jones doesn't want to be here. yes, she sat through the orientation video, as crapass and cheesy as it was, and told the assholes who greeted her that this was a mistake. she doesn't need to be rescued or sent to a new home, but despite her demand to return to her world, she would have to wait. it's difficult to navigate the portal, they inform her, and they ask for her patience. too bad that she lacks any.

a few hours after her arrival, jess decides to grace the network with her presence. what else is there to do while she waits around in a city on the fucking moon? ]

i didn't sign up for this star trek narnia bullshit. how long does it take to fix this goddamn portal?

and where can i find a decent drink in this shithole?

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Comments

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yeah. asking for helpful answers. not the same old crap.

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This network might be a bad place for that. [ If his totally unhelpful answers haven't tipped her off to that yet and all. ] You'd have better luck digging deeper elsewhere. Probably, anyway.

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[ she's the worst. save yourself, man. ]

good call, captain obvious

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[ Save himself? No, friend, he digs himself deeper. (He tried to be nice... he tried.) ]

Colonel Obvious, if you will. I've worked hard over the years to make it to this level of obviousness.

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congratulations

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Thanks.

I hope you're able to find your decent drink, by the way. You seem like you need it.

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hope you can remove that stick from your ass. seems like you need that.

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Do I? It wasn't my intention to seem that way when I responded to you.