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[ jessica jones doesn't want to be here. yes, she sat through the orientation video, as crapass and cheesy as it was, and told the assholes who greeted her that this was a mistake. she doesn't need to be rescued or sent to a new home, but despite her demand to return to her world, she would have to wait. it's difficult to navigate the portal, they inform her, and they ask for her patience. too bad that she lacks any.

a few hours after her arrival, jess decides to grace the network with her presence. what else is there to do while she waits around in a city on the fucking moon? ]

i didn't sign up for this star trek narnia bullshit. how long does it take to fix this goddamn portal?

and where can i find a decent drink in this shithole?

[ #priorities ]

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Pretty sure they don't make shoes that large.

But nice try.

[ EXCEPT NOT REALLY. THAT WAS LAME, JESS. ]

[ SHUT UP, STEPHEN. IT WAS A GOOD BURN. ]

only thing large on you is your goddamn ego

[ ABOUT AS GOOD AS CARPET. ]

Says the person that claims she's an expert on shitholes.

and shitheads. talking to one now.

Takes one to know one.

But at least I can admit I am.

Edited 2017-07-20 05:59 (UTC)

never said i'm not, asshole. just making it clear that you are too.

I've known it long before I ever met you.

you want a gold star?

Only if you have enough to share with the whole class.

sorry. ran out.

[ just like she ran out of fucks to give. ]

[ He's not even going to respond.

Look at all the fucks he gives.

Look at them, Jess. ]

[ WHATEVER, STEPHEN. enjoy your silence and all the fucks you don't give. no response means that she wins. so there. ]

[ THERE ARE NO WINNERS HERE, JESS. Only losers.

Losers with superpowers. ]

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