video; @fromTV

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[Oh hey, it's Taako, wearing Taako clothes and a pointy hat. Obviously it's Taako.]

I, the great Taako Taaco desire to learn new and exciting languages because I have a need to show everyone how smart I am behind this undeniably gorgeous face. You should teach me all your strange languages, as nothing is beyond my immensely powerful abilities.

[He's grinning, faux fanning himself like he's just too hot for this feed.]

Since I have all of your undivided attention, you must know that all my stunning good looks and amazing magical powers all come from the fact that I have a really small dick.

[And oh hey, it’s Taako again, except this time it’s just his voice off-screen:]

Hey dingus, have you seen my pho... ne..?

[It’s a very telltale trailing off, the way someone who has caught their shitty sister in the act of Pretending To Be Them™ in front of the entire fucking network.]

Gimme it, now.

[There’s a surprised shout and then a lot of cackling as the phone is pulled up and Taako #1 is running off to the other side of the room to get as far away from Taako #2 as possible.]

OH NO, AN IMPOSTOR! Save me! I’m too beautiful and sexy to die!

[Luckily, at least one member of this family remembers they’re a wizard, and the phone is mysteriously plucked from Taako #1’s hand and returned to the real Taako, who turns the phone to face him so everyone can see how done he is.]

What’s up, chucklefucks, I’d like to introduce you to my complete asshole of a sister who I hate more than anything in this world.

[From behind the phone, now;]

RUDE.

Don’t start shit you can’t finish. [He sticks his tongue out in her general direction, then turns his attention back the camera.] I’m for real about the languages thing, I’m bored and wanna learn new shit, she just jacked my idea before I could come ask. Do not believe her about the dick thing, though, that's fake as hell.

[With the alarming sound of encroaching footsteps, Taako quickly shuts off the feed.]

[ooc: Lup = red, Taako = purple. They're both the worst]

Comments

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Do I get a membership pin?

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For sure, pumpkin. [ :D ] There are also jackets.

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I don't do jackets. I'm already attached to this one.

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You can't wear the same jacket every day.

[If nothing else it needs to be washed, at least occasionally.]

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Are you gonna start policing what I wear now?

[Watch him, Taako!]

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If it starts smelling funky we can't be friends anymore, I've gotta draw a line somewhere.

[Look Magnus and Merle were pretty much the same outfit on every mission but at least they know how to do laundry.

Mostly.]

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I know how to wash clothes.

[He says it half incredulously and half dismissively.]

Whatever jacket you gave me would shed glitter everywhere.

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[sounds fake but ok]

Excuse you, not every article of clothing I own has glitter on it.

[Just because they met during Carnivale!!]

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I'm not buying that without proof.

here's a wardrobe album i prepared earlier

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[Fine!

There's the distinct sound of someone moving, and then the feed switches to video, to show Taako's closet. Which does, in fact, contain clothes that aren't glittery.]

This doesn't include shit that Lup has stolen in the last couple days.

LMFAO bellamy is like ???

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That's a hell of a lot of glitter, and a hell of a lot of clothes. There's no way you miss them when Lup takes them.

"what do u mean u own more than one outfit"

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I spent like two centuries travelling, this is basically my first real closet.

[To explain why there are so many clothes.

The Starblaster had storage, but the mission was, at the end of the day, a practical one. He couldn't bring a shitload of clothes along.]

And I notice, cause half the time it looks better on her.

[Which is rude.

But also makes sense when he keeps buying clothes meant for people with hips and tits, of which he has neither.]

honestly bellamy is shocked

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So let her keep it.

[Bellamy actually can't believe he's having this conversation.]

oh im sure

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It's the principle of the thing, I paid good money for like... most of it.

[Aside from the stolen things SHHHH]

show him the world of consumerism, taako

[jettisons]

[The whole "just buy whatever you want" idea is still weird to Bellamy.]

Most. Sounds like fair game to me.